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A. Heathen

How not to describe Constantine?

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A. Heathen    1,120

A bit of abstract thinking (I know some of you find that difficult) required here.

Something along these lines has been done here before, but this was inspired the tendency of certain visitors to this forum (and wikipedia) to define Constantine by what he is not.

 

Your replies should be six unconnected words, not a sentence, but a list.

 

The six nouns that best describe John Constantine.

(One of these should be something that you do not like about him.)

 

The six words that best sum up the antithesis of your beliefs about John Constantine's behaviour.

 

The six adjectives that you would least expect to see applied to John Constantine.

 

Try not to overthink your answers.

 

Try to avoid reading ahead, let's have your own views first and foremost.

And for now, leave out any discussion of these terms.

(More of that later.)

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A.

1.Selfish

2.Mysterious

3.Intelligent

4.Streetwise

5.Egotistical

6.Vulnerable

 

B.

1.Selfless

2.Heroic

3.Naive

4.Pleasent

5.Pious

6.Humble

 

C.

1.Trustworthy

2.Holy

3.Kind

4.Shy

5.Health Conscious

6.Chaste

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Tony B.    50
The six nouns that best describe John Constantine.

(One of these should be something that you do not like about him.)

1.Con man,

2.Joker,

3.Thief,

4.Magus?

 

Sorry, I had to.

 

5.Scouse

6.Gordon Sumner

 

 

The six words that best sum up the antithesis of your beliefs about John Constantine's behaviour.

1.Altruistic

2.Compassionate

3.Charitable

4.Honest

5.Oblivious

6.Innocent

 

The six adjectives that you would least expect to see applied to John Constantine.

1.Friendly

2.Healthy

3.Modest

4.Keanu Reeves

5.Stupid

6.Flashy

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Jon    0

I am just going to answer to the first question cause i am drunk and drugged up; Meaning that the two remaining questions seem way too deep and brain cell consuming for me right now.Maybe tomorrow....take ir or leave it.

 

A)

 

-bored

-individual

-egocentric

-vice

-human

-life

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dogpoet    431

Misogynist

Chain smoker

Pussy magnet

Murderer

Professional Northerner

Bullshit artist

 

Self sacrificing

Reactionary

An admirer of Boris Johnson

Owns a full set of Morrissey solo albums

A zealous exponent of theodicy

paid up supporter of New Labour

 

Short

Impotent

Rationalistic

Over dressed

Stoned

Kinky

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Josh    6

Manipulator

Slacker

Conjurer

Egotist

Smoker

Englishman

 

Unassuming

Atheist

Abstainer

Plodder

Industrious

Humorless

 

Healthy

Christian

Naive

Tidy

Innocent

Rural

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