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#1 Charlie K

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 03:17 PM

Really, too many great things are said around here. This should be a sticky.

To start:

"Nah, mate. The blonde's me girlfriend. The brunette's me wife!"

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 03:18 PM

"I've said no to sex many a time, but never to cheesecake."

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 03:21 PM

I can add one from Red, I don't know why but I really like it. You may know it:
"Mark Speaks the Truth"
Ridli Scott- Where's your spirit, boy?
J. Konstantin- I lost it in a brothel at Newcastle...

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#4 Charlie K

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 03:33 PM

I'm taking this one out of my sig and putting it up here:

"Money, please donīt get away! (But it donīt listens!)"  - Oldmoore
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 03:46 PM

My current favourite:

"[insert Forum Member], you piss-taking bastard!"

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KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted 25 August 2005 - 05:13 PM

QUOTE (Charlie K @ Aug 25 2005, 11:33 AM)
I'm taking this one out of my sig and putting it up here:

"Money, please donīt get away! (But it donīt listens!)"  - Oldmoore



That one is great!
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Posted 26 August 2005 - 02:50 AM

" I shit in the milk of your whore mother !"

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Posted 28 August 2005 - 01:47 PM

"Slick is fucked up right and proper !!! I love all you straighrt to hell m embers ! Thwe damn dj didnt play anything worth a DAMN . i THANK YOU all you for you for well wishing . I'm off to try to preform fior the new mrs. Slick in my very intoxicated d frame ogf mind . Rock on straight to hell !!!!!!!!!"


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Posted 28 August 2005 - 06:17 PM

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:02 AM

is this virtual dancing or  a real live uh...exotic dance? And where does the line start?biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 02:58 PM

QUOTE (pooka @ Aug 28 2005, 10:47 AM)
"Slick is fucked up right and proper !!! I love all you straighrt to hell m embers ! Thwe damn dj didnt play anything worth a DAMN . i THANK YOU all you for you for well wishing . I'm off to try to preform fior the new mrs. Slick in my very intoxicated d frame ogf mind . Rock on straight to hell !!!!!!!!!"


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Posted 31 August 2005 - 10:03 AM

We really should have a "Drunk as Fuck" thread.
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#13 Charlie K

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:50 PM

We did for a while at the old board, didn't we, John?
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:50 PM

Isn't that every thread?    biggrin.gif



Seriously, that is a good idea.

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (Josh @ Aug 31 2005, 08:50 AM)
Isn't that every thread?    biggrin.gif



Really? I actually dont remember very many drunken posts on this board. A few borderline drunk ones by JMac, Slick's wedding night and a few by Lou.
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Posted 01 September 2005 - 11:36 AM

Oh I've had quite a few drunken posts. But amazingly enough I'm usually able to keep control of my motor functions...
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Posted 01 September 2005 - 10:39 PM

No offence, dude, but I'm enormously glad that you can't get into our building.

Ya freaky undead bastard.

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Posted 03 September 2005 - 01:29 AM

QUOTE (Abhimanyu @ Aug 31 2005, 09:17 PM)
A few borderline drunk ones by JMac


Heh

QUOTE (Abhimanyu @ Aug 31 2005, 09:17 PM)
Slick's wedding night


What ?!?

QUOTE (Abhimanyu @ Aug 31 2005, 09:17 PM)
and a few by lou


Well that goes without saying.

Actually, is he off somewhere, haven't seen him in a while now.
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 02:18 AM

Lou is offline till for a couple weeks till he gets moved in to the new Hall Of K .

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Posted 03 September 2005 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (Mark)
You have a wrongness in your brain.





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