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Worst Panel ever?
Started by Kate, Sep 04 2011 07:47 PM
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Posted 04 September 2011 - 07:47 PM
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Posted 04 September 2011 - 08:49 PM
That axe is halfway to turning her into an historically accurate D.I.Y Amazon. Plus, the only way for her to draw it in a hurry would cost fingers/mammeries or both.
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 08:12 PM
I'm more annoyed by buxom Red Skull.
Cho, I am disappoint.
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:10 PM
I'm kind of down on that whole new cover look Marvel has been sporting lately. They don't look like comics, they look like self help tracts or annuities.
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 03:55 AM
I like them better than the Jemas-Quesada mandate that every comic cover should be a random pin-up of the main character.
Try buying back-issues of any Marvel comic book from roughly 2000-2004. There's absolutely zero chance you'll be able to figure out which comics you already own.
"Now, do I need the issue with Spider Man beginning to swing on a web-line, or the issue with Spider Man dangling at an angle from the web-line?". "How about this FF issue with the group looking smug, do I have that one, or is it the one where they look slightly pleased with themselves that I own?".
The distinctive nature of comic covers from pre-1990s (unless they're painted! I love me some painted covers!) is absolutely gone.
You knew by looking at a Marvel comic cover in the 1970s exactly which issues you needed for your collection. Everyone stood out as an individual comic, not "generic Spider Man comic".
Try buying back-issues of any Marvel comic book from roughly 2000-2004. There's absolutely zero chance you'll be able to figure out which comics you already own.
"Now, do I need the issue with Spider Man beginning to swing on a web-line, or the issue with Spider Man dangling at an angle from the web-line?". "How about this FF issue with the group looking smug, do I have that one, or is it the one where they look slightly pleased with themselves that I own?".
The distinctive nature of comic covers from pre-1990s (unless they're painted! I love me some painted covers!) is absolutely gone.
You knew by looking at a Marvel comic cover in the 1970s exactly which issues you needed for your collection. Everyone stood out as an individual comic, not "generic Spider Man comic".
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 08:39 AM
^ +1.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 11:22 AM
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 03:00 PM
Never saw Cable as a power bottom.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 04:08 PM
You can tell because most of the cybernetic mods are on the left side.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:31 PM
hahahahahaha
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:06 AM
But does Red Hulk know that Cable has....a ....virus! It's techno-organic but still he should wear protection. Or maybe his Gamma radiation may help
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:00 AM
I imagine the moment when he bellows "Hulk will smash!" would be a bit of a turnoff.
Or not... whatever works.
Or not... whatever works.
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 09:17 PM
The best part is that Jeph Loeb will be writing this.
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:39 PM
Which is sort of like what Red Hulk is doing to Cable
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Posted 24 November 2011 - 02:13 AM
Shawn, on 23 November 2011 - 11:39 PM, said:
Which is sort of like what Red Hulk is doing to Cable
Fucking us?
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Posted 25 November 2011 - 08:11 PM
No, I think maybe
Rectum. ( "Wreaked him? Hulk SMASHED him!". )
( I am so very sorry, and guilty now. )
Rectum. ( "Wreaked him? Hulk SMASHED him!". )
( I am so very sorry, and guilty now. )
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Posted 04 December 2011 - 04:48 PM
Oh, Deodato.
If one was so inclined, this page could be shopped and the dialogue altered to something a lot more peggy.
If one was so inclined, this page could be shopped and the dialogue altered to something a lot more peggy.
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 12:25 AM
Kate, on 04 December 2011 - 04:48 PM, said:
Oh, Deodato.
If one was so inclined, this page could be shopped and the dialogue altered to something a lot more peggy.
If one was so inclined, this page could be shopped and the dialogue altered to something a lot more peggy.
Rawr.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 02:09 AM
I've been re-reading issues of Iron Man from the 80s, around the time of 'Demon in a Bottle' and later, when Bob Layton was illustrating David Michelinie's f*ckawful scripts.
Entire issues could be uploaded to this thread.
Entire issues could be uploaded to this thread.
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