Garth Ennis Loves Superheroes
Posted 12 April 2006 - 12:01 PM
Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:28 PM
Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:56 PM
heros are Elbowarse and Cockarse, Elbowarse has a arse on his elbow and Cockarse has a arse on the end of his cock.
they battle Fanny-go-lightly who has an invisible fanny and who's boss is called Adolph Kennedy. Adolph Kennedy is the love child of JFK and Eva Braun who in the 70's suffered a terrible accident which cause all his orifices to heal over now he can only get sexual release by rolling in a bath full of hamsters.
its a 70 issue arc in which our heroes finally bring an Irish Chirstmas to American occupied Iraq while discovering what it really means to be a man in the Metrosexual 21st century.
(Copyright, Matt Pearson 2006)
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:39 PM
I'll be sure to cover the fact that being in the SAS is better than sex.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 07:04 PM
he continuly reuses plot devices and themes,
crowbars in Irishness whenever he can
and is obsessed with juvenial toilet humour
but when it comes down to it i dont honestly think there's another writer in comics that i have as much fun reading.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:31 PM
So expect Dickhead and Knob Goblin to turn up at some point.
Dickhead is in the Bluntman and Chronic Comics....
"No I'll tell you what's gonna happen, she can take half your shit man. She can take half your car, half the trailer park, half your video game, she can even take half your cigarettes Ricky."
Posted 15 April 2006 - 09:03 AM
-Hitman is golden.
-Dicks is fun if you've got a puerile sense of humour like me.
-The comedy Punisher stories are fantastic, the serious ones less so. Although The Punisher: The Cell is great.
-His Demon run is a lot of fun, though not as good as Hitman, which spun off it.
-The War Stories are variable, but mostly good (the best is Johann's Tiger. The worst by a long, long way is Nightingale).
-Pride & Joy is average-to-good.
-The Authority: Kev and The Authority:More Kev are both excellent. Haven't read The Magnificent Kevin yet though.
-Just A Pilgrim is risible.
-The Darkness is utter shit.
I don't think I've read anything else by him.
Hey! Look at this!
I WANT IT NOW! :( Something for Bristol, I suppose.
Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:06 AM
I really don't care for most of his Hellblazer run, but I think I'm in the minority there. What did you think of it, coralys?
- Admiral James Tiberius Kirk
Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:03 PM
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