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#1 Speedblazer

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 08:11 AM

SOOOO here's issue 5's cover
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Posted 15 July 2015 - 07:31 PM

Is there anything that lad won't have a go at shagging?

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 10:03 PM

lol, I love it.

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 10:35 PM

View Postdogpoet, on 15 July 2015 - 07:31 PM, said:

Is there anything that lad won't have a go at shagging?

Trenchcoat.

Oh my God he's been recruited into Torchwood.
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 01:00 AM

I was joking about the tentacle porn thing.

I dunno what to say about it now
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 02:14 AM

hahahahaha that is brilliant
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 04:17 AM

Nope. I got nothing
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 05:44 AM

View PostSpeedblazer, on 15 July 2015 - 08:11 AM, said:

SOOOO here's issue 5's cover
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take it like a man ,johnny!

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any one else mildly annoyed that the boots are a thing now?
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 01:14 PM

He's worn dafter looking crap than those boots, to be fair.
*cough*I'm looking at you, Sean Murphy...*cough*

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Posted 18 July 2015 - 05:13 AM

View Postdogpoet, on 16 July 2015 - 01:14 PM, said:

He's worn dafter looking crap than those boots, to be fair.
*cough*I'm looking at you, Sean Murphy...*cough*
What?? That black coat was amazing. It had the sophistication of his trench but the aging punkness of a leather jacket.
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Posted 20 July 2015 - 02:37 PM

yeah,that coat was gettin' it
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Posted 20 July 2015 - 04:32 PM

it also emphasizes the 'time to fuck with the world' vibe that is going on in that panel.

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Posted 21 July 2015 - 12:26 PM

Just me who thinks it looks like Murphy had started drawing him wearing a biker jacket then realised the script said a burberry and quickly changed as much as he could after he'd already started inking it, then?

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Posted 21 July 2015 - 03:23 PM

Well now that you mention it, i can't not see it.
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Posted 21 July 2015 - 03:30 PM

View Postdogpoet, on 21 July 2015 - 12:26 PM, said:

Just me who thinks it looks like Murphy had started drawing him wearing a biker jacket then realised the script said a burberry and quickly changed as much as he could after he'd already started inking it, then?

He sure did a damn good job at changing it quickly as he did
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 06:47 AM

Is screwing a tentacle demon still considered bisexual?

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 12:39 PM

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 03:43 PM

View PostSpeedblazer, on 24 July 2015 - 06:47 AM, said:

Is screwing a tentacle demon still considered bisexual?

Pansexual.
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 03:59 PM

well i looked it up. pansexual is an alternative to bisexual, for the cases, that the sexual identity and gender of the target of ones sexual desire, are not equal, because bisexual implies a gender duality.
the word you guys are looking for is omnisexual i think.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 07:32 PM

Yep! That's our Johnny! He'll fuck anything.
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