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Posted 20 October 2015 - 04:29 AM

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Posted 20 October 2015 - 11:35 AM

When raising your own chickens for eggs goes horribly wrong...

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Posted 20 October 2015 - 12:25 PM

Cocksnakestine the Henblazer.
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 20 October 2015 - 04:30 PM

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Posted 20 October 2015 - 06:54 PM

just reading out of curiousity at this point
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Posted 22 October 2015 - 09:51 AM

title: when you fart so hard, the earth craks, a giant snakecock appears and eats your poopbuddies.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 07:31 AM

^ I was gonna ask if he's lighting his farts, but you spoiled it for me. :tongue:

So, instead: http://oglaf.com/hotbroiler/ (Not safe for work or anywhere.)

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 12:31 PM

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 01:05 PM

i want to believe that oglaf is the reason, the true universal reason, besides porn, the internet was invented.

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 02:13 PM

I thought Oglaf was long gone. Great to see he's still going.

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 03:09 PM

the one from this week is also pretty great ^^

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Posted 14 January 2016 - 02:43 AM

No, sir. I did not like it.
Too much of the problems that have come before on this title, compounded with too much DC Universe stuff. This isn't original, and it's been done a lot better than this cutesy, teen style being used fir the book.

Problems crop up like Oliver getting better characterization, but giving us a monologue to explain John's character to the reader. Far too much telling, not showing, by the writers.
I think there's more to Oliver than we've seen. Not sure if that's good or bad, but his reaction to being kidnapped and facing attempted murder don't ring true for a human. It could just be more bad writing though.

Interesting moment, some of the Hellblazer continuity is still being used in this title. Delano's run gets referenced twice. I have no idea how this works on the time-line, as John was older than he is with this current series during the Delano run.

I'm on the verge of giving up on the book. I'm not interested in the big story-arc revolving around Neron. I never cared about the guy as part if the DCU.
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Posted 14 January 2016 - 06:17 AM

DONE. There's no future for this cack.

Neron looks like shite (as does Midnite)
Still feel nothing for the cafe guy.


Seriously, why noy replace Ming and James with Tom Taylor or snatch up Alex Kot back to do thic comic instead of those two??
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Posted 14 January 2016 - 07:31 PM

I'd rather see Kot doing his own series, Wolf, rather than Constantine at this point in JC's comic career. The character hasn't been interesting in so many years now. Other books are doing JC better than DC now. Unless he could find time for both books, of course.
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Posted 14 January 2016 - 07:44 PM

Yep. Ales Kot don't need this shit.

It was #5 on my list of three Vertigo-inspired reads today (Swamp Thing & Lucifer).

The single decent moment was that scene with Oliver talking to Midnite's Cock.
There was much that was adequate.

But it's too talky and "Here are some ideas we are going to show you in one panel, and never develop" is tired.
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 16 January 2016 - 03:27 PM

View PostA. Heathen, on 14 January 2016 - 07:44 PM, said:

The single decent moment was that scene with Oliver talking to Midnite's Cock.
Where's Jason when you need him?

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Posted 16 January 2016 - 03:47 PM

View Postdogpoet, on 16 January 2016 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostA. Heathen, on 14 January 2016 - 07:44 PM, said:

The single decent moment was that scene with Oliver talking to Midnite's Cock.
Where's Jason when you need him?
Be The Jason.
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:40 PM

feel the jason, embrace the jason, be the jason.

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:59 PM

I wouldn't want to be the person to do the first two.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 05:30 PM

you don't do it for yourself. you do it for... humankind.

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