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#1 A. Heathen

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Posted 13 November 2015 - 06:08 PM

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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 13 November 2015 - 10:56 PM

This issue: Swamp Thing craps on a skeleton's face!

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Posted 14 November 2015 - 03:25 AM

It's why they call him the bog god
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Posted 14 November 2015 - 03:49 AM

Swampy is looking around and thinking "I don't remember eating them!"
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 14 November 2015 - 06:23 AM

It's a Louisiana steamer.

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Posted 18 November 2015 - 02:06 PM

If Constantine's involved, it could be a ghost shit.

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Posted 18 November 2015 - 02:50 PM

Log.
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 18 November 2015 - 07:23 PM

If he had a log he wouldn't be shitting it: it would be somewhere else...

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 03:52 AM

It appears to me that one of those tree ladies is gently caressing Swampy's berries.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 01:22 PM

Maybe she's wiping after he passed John and the skeleton?

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Posted 09 December 2015 - 10:20 PM

Best issue so far.
Still does not merit more of a comment
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 12:13 AM

Eh, it was ok. Just an average story.
I like the first issue of the series. I found that the best issue. This might be the second best issue, but that's not saying a lot, considering what came after issue #1.
I'm none too fond of the ending though.
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 07:52 AM

Low bar.
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 11 December 2015 - 05:52 AM

FUCK! What the hell Rossmo do to Midnite?!
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:19 PM

Can you post a picture of Rossmo's Midnite?

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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:29 PM

Imagine a 70s Blaxploitation Pimp wearing a very long living cock scarf.

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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:11 PM

What he said

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Th only positive of the issue is seeing Swampy and John together again. The bad

*Rossmo
*Tintin Revisited look
*Oliver only exists to pander to the Tumblr babies; he's a prop that might as well fit in Milligan's run like the Ellie substitute he foisted on us: Forgettable and a waste of time. Hell, SW Manor (even as a shitty obvious Batman analogue) had something going for him.

*Midnite's new look.
*Plot still barebones
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Posted 15 December 2015 - 07:58 AM

Eh Gad!! WTF?!

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Posted 15 December 2015 - 01:31 PM

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 11:32 AM

The more I read into this series the more this feels less like Hellblazer and more like an OOC fanfiction of Hellblazer written by a Tumblr user whose writting it based on ONLY reading issue 51 and the Azzerrllo arc with SW Manor, with a lil bit of TV series "supernatural" type spooky shit on the side.

I always remind myself that this isn't suppose to be a copy of the original gritty Hellblazer comics, but...it's still urks me at times.




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