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#41 Lou K

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 01:25 AM

. I do remember reading something about when Andre the Giant had sex, it was like a grizzly raping a rabbit.

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 02:53 AM

QUOTE (Lou K @ Sep 14 2005, 06:25 PM)
. I do remember reading something about when Andre the Giant had sex, it was like a grizzly raping a rabbit.

wolvy, who else?


What? It's true! I read it a few months back. I think I also read that Luna Vershaun and Gangreil used to swing (wife/gf swap) this was before she realized she look like shit ran over during the Thanks giving day parade and become a born again christian.
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 06:12 AM

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 01:58 PM

QUOTE (Josh @ Sep 5 2005, 05:49 PM)
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Piece of shit, piece of shit, piece of shit, piece of shit....


There are so many good posts by Tom on the then upcoming Constanteen movie on the old system.  I don't know if I'll have time to look those up or not, but I hope so.  In any case, they should be saved, because they're all simply great writing.   icon_cool.gif

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 12:48 AM

Was it you did the one about all the goths in Leeds outside the library?

#46 Mr. Tom Willecome

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Posted 19 September 2005 - 02:00 PM

I can't remember it. Must have been Scabo.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 10:57 AM

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I'd like to discard all the vapid, braying, middle-class wankers that are cluttering up my fucking city now that the new term has started.

Pack of twats.

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It was close. Yep, James made the other Leeds post.

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:14 PM

QUOTE (Mickey Eye @ Sep 21 2005, 07:35 AM)
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 01:55 PM

QUOTE (Avaunt @ Sep 25 2005, 01:03 AM)
that size shit's ths shit shit.


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Posted 27 September 2005 - 12:56 PM

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Why would I eject y semen without pleasure?It's a nonsense!!! But then again, I repeat I would beat you all. It all depends on not talking to phillipine girls

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:05 PM

I think pretty much anything from the wanking thread ought to go in here.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:07 AM

If you ever get caught doing that. You should have a really shocked look on your face and say "Help! Help! My Hand and penis are fighting!! Will they ever get a long!?" And see if that actually works.    icon_eek.gif  icon_lol.gif

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:37 PM

LMAO!
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 04:07 PM

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Hildy-A few years ago I dreamed that Harrison Ford was in fact a pre operative transsexual. He became an actor so he could afford the surgery. Unfortunately, he became such a huge movie star, such a celebrity, that he knew that he wouldn't get a chance to live a quiet life as a woman, so he never got the surgery he so badly wanted.

if by any chance, Harrison Ford reads this: I'm so sorry, man. Can't control my imagination

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 02:20 PM

hehehe... infamy at last!

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 02:46 PM

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Litlle does George know Dick Cheney is just broadcasting his vioce into Georges bedroom .
Though it would be just like god to use this scatmuncher as his instument .

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:10 AM

Cocainal sex? - Spiderlegs

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:49 PM

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Marmite is Aphrodite's poo and, as I once said when describing my love for Debbie Harry, I'd use her shit for toothpaste.

Marmite is manna from the old Gods - anyone who doesn't love it has abandoned their heritage.

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 09:07 AM

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