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#1 Speedblazer

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 04:15 AM

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:03 AM

BOOOO, KEANU! YAY, MATT!
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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:50 AM

I feel like too many people are placing the blame on Keanu when really he was just doing his job. If you wanna blame someone, blame the director and screen writer for doing the way they did.

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 01:11 PM

What Speedblazer said.
Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 01:39 PM

I think my man Keanu looking damn good in that pic.
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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:07 PM

i am a little startled though. he looks almost like he is smiling.

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:32 PM

View PostLou K, on 02 March 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

I think my man Keanu looking damn good in that pic.
Im just glad he got rid of that awful beard. He actually looks younger.

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:51 PM

Yeah, man, it didn't seem to grow in right, maybe was a little patchy. Where this guy stashes his fountain of youth, we'll never know.
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Posted 02 March 2015 - 07:45 PM

he still needs to grow into the beard. in ten years or so, he might be able to wear it.

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 07:58 PM

He's trolling the Constantinian Keanu haters.
I'm on his side.
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It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:13 PM

well whatever makes mr reeves happy

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 11:36 PM

But no lie, Keanu looks fresh to death in the tan trench. Now I can truely call him Alt. Universe John Constantine.

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Posted 03 March 2015 - 01:23 AM

well tbh he is one of those people who look so ridicuosly good, that they can wear everything and still look handsome (or beautiful whatever you prefer). i am jealous

and yet after reading the comics, i wish he would have done a less apathic job on his john. it is not his fault the film sucked as an adaption, none the less it is not like he was an awesome john constantine.

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Posted 03 March 2015 - 05:42 PM

No lie, I thought Keanu did a fine job with what he had to work with, specifically the apathy that I'd expect from "Dangerous Habits" era John.  Unfashionable or not, I really dig the Constantine movie as its own entity, it's just really bad when viewed as a Hellblazer adaptation.  If they'd changed his name to Don Johnstanteen, with his helpers Chet and Grandpappy Twilight, I don't think it would be hated nearly as much.  

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 02:55 PM

I gave you an upvote, just for that last line. :laugh:
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Posted 05 March 2015 - 01:55 AM

Since we're all sniffing Keanu brand crazy glue...

Return of the Swamp Thing is a superior movie to its 1982 forebearer.
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Posted 05 March 2015 - 06:54 PM

Is that the one with Heather Locklear out of Dynasty as Abigail?
If so it's loads better than the first film, but that isn't really raising the bar very much given how godawful that one was...

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:33 PM

Ha! Did not realize she was in Dynasty. Of all the things to remember her by... :laugh:
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Posted 06 March 2015 - 04:35 AM

View PostLou K, on 05 March 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

Ha! Did not realize she was in Dynasty. Of all the things to remember her by... :laugh:

IKR! I only recall the said film, Melrose Place, Spin City, and the rest but not Dynasty
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Posted 06 March 2015 - 01:39 PM

I had to go to IMDB to even look it up. Sure enough, she was on Dynasty
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