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#41 TheDevilYouKnow

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Posted 13 September 2015 - 02:57 PM

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thanks to john constantine , i'll now wear trench coats, smoke and drink constantly, talk in a british accent, get a sting haircut, fuck lots and lots of people, start a punk band, piss off people on a daily basis for shits and giggles, and literally piss on vampires and trick demons into curing my cancer.

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM

I'm happy we get to see more Matt Ryan as John but there is the whole John chillin with DC capes paradox that I have no use for. I hate that he's in that universe. It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying? of course beggars can't be choosers and I'm glad to see Matt'sd able to pay his bills. And he was so horribly shortchanged by a shitty network I have no use for at all now that his show's gone.
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Posted 15 September 2015 - 10:14 AM

View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

there is the whole John chillin with DC capes paradox that I have no use for.

That bugged me during John's opening monologue in the first issue of the latest comic series, when he's putting his usual bullshit in the context of superheroes being all over the shop it certainly loses something.  I seem to recall Rick Veitch making good use of the DCU setting during his Swamp Thing run, so it can be done but....
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Posted 15 September 2015 - 08:09 PM

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Posted 16 September 2015 - 12:25 PM

View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"

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Posted 16 September 2015 - 12:59 PM

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View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"
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Posted 16 September 2015 - 08:04 PM

View Postseventhcircle, on 16 September 2015 - 12:59 PM, said:

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View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"
holy fuck mate
Quite the funeral that would be, huh?

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Posted 16 September 2015 - 09:29 PM

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View Postseventhcircle, on 16 September 2015 - 12:59 PM, said:

View PostSpeedblazer, on 16 September 2015 - 12:25 PM, said:

View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"
holy fuck mate
Quite the funeral that would be, huh?
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Posted 16 September 2015 - 11:14 PM

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View Postseventhcircle, on 16 September 2015 - 12:59 PM, said:

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View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"
holy fuck mate
Quite the funeral that would be, huh?
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Posted 22 October 2015 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 29 October 2015 - 03:48 AM

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Posted 29 October 2015 - 12:18 PM


When you are a step ahead of everybody else, they call you a genius. When you are two steps ahead, they say you're crazy.

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 10:00 PM

it's already out in the torrents. it's dull. sorry.

[ Spoiler : john mostly is just flashback fodder and his realtime appearance is ridiculous. he fights with a sword. ]
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Posted 03 November 2015 - 12:05 PM

View Postslinker, on 02 November 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

it's already out in the torrents. it's dull. sorry.

[ Spoiler : john mostly is just flashback fodder and his realtime appearance is ridiculous. he fights with a sword. ]

Yeeeah that WAS pretty out of character but I still enjoyed it for what its worth


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Posted 03 November 2015 - 07:19 PM

View Postslinker, on 02 November 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

it's already out in the torrents. it's dull. sorry.

[ Spoiler : john mostly is just flashback fodder and his realtime appearance is ridiculous. he fights with a sword. ]


Ugh!! I knew it!!!. This is why the likes of the Arrow camp can't be trusted with our John
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 02:15 AM

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lol'd so hard
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 02:16 AM

View PostSpeedblazer, on 16 September 2015 - 11:14 PM, said:

View Postseventhcircle, on 16 September 2015 - 09:29 PM, said:

View PostSpeedblazer, on 16 September 2015 - 08:04 PM, said:

View Postseventhcircle, on 16 September 2015 - 12:59 PM, said:

View PostSpeedblazer, on 16 September 2015 - 12:25 PM, said:

View Postslinker, on 14 September 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

It's being a kid and one of your relatives dies and people who should know better keep saying shit like "gramma's in a better place. she's in heaven now." Bullshit, gramma's in a a hole in the ground, if that's a better plave, then gramma's life musta sucked. Does anyone get what I'm saying?
Wouldn't a better example be when a relative dies and people who should know better keep saying "well...at least grandma ain't no virgin before she died, huh?! Huh?!"
holy fuck mate
Quite the funeral that would be, huh?
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I blame Hellblazer for our strange sense of humor
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Wanna know what ol' Conjob gets up to nowadays? Read 'The Laughing Magician's Journal http://a-laughing-magicians-journal.blogspot.com/'.Also,check out his latest adventures at 'Elseworlds Legends http://elseworlds-legends.blogspot.com/ http://so-tru-review.blogspot.com/

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 02:26 AM

But in all honest,our John is in fact a DCU character of origin.Showed up in the swamp thing back in the day,so yeah.What is not cool is the way they handle it.Injustice constantine was perfect ,period.

for the most part he'd hang out with the creep types like deadman man,xanadu,he did meet shade the changing man in helblazer and he banged zatanna,and the nightmare nurse,and xanadu.plus in smallville he knew raven,etc.it's not so much john shouldn't be in dcu...just that'd he's likely to show up when he needs something or when the others get desperate...REAL desperate.

case in point the beginning oof justice league dark,superman and cyborg and wonderwoamn were up against powerful magic and were getting curb stomped.cuye the jld to show up.

i can easily see a situation when a cape is getting trounced by a demon or somethin',john shows up works his magic and now you're in debt to him.and because you're a hero,you'll help.and if you don't,you can bet he's got a shotgun with kryptonite in it somewhere,not to mention he'll 'borrow'  wonder woman's golden lasso,and probably pickpocket catwoman because he can.the creep followed that chick from gemworld so he could pick up the damn summon stone.
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:33 PM

Matt Ryan interview on CBR about Constantine on Arrow
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 11:52 PM

nope, just because you were born some place doesnt mean you're a resident. you might've got the fuck out quick as you can and never looked back, as i imagine our john to have done.
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