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#1 Gwilym

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:32 AM

I stumbled across this, and someone'd left a brilliant comment:

"Papa Midnite wants to trap Mnemoth in my body... and Constantine is HELPING!"

I am of the firm belief that we must steal this joke and run with it.

"Blathoxi wants my soul... but can he afford the PRICE?"

Actually that's crap. I won't even embolden it.

I can't think of any good ones; I'll just sit back and let you do all the legwork. Amuse me.

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:30 AM

EVEN THE HELLBLAZER CANNOT STOP ASTRA BEING DRAGGED TO HELL !

THE FATE OF MANKIND DEPENDS ON THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM !
(actually that's too spoilery ...)
LIGHTEN UP GLASGOW, OR JOHN CONSTANTINE WILL DIE !
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:49 AM

WILL THE RISING TIDE EXTINGUISH THE HELLBLAZER?

THE SINS OF THE SON... VISITED UPON THE FATHER!

They're pretty much the forerunners of the Upworthy headline, aren't they?

By which I mean IT LOOKS LIKE AN UPWORTHY HEADLINE, BUT THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:37 AM

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...
"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:42 AM

WITH THE SHADOW DOG ON HIS TAIL, WILL THE HELLBLAZER SAVE EARTH...OR DOOM IT?
Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:06 AM

View PostJasonT, on 06 August 2014 - 08:37 AM, said:

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...
"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

IN THIS ISSUE: "I SHAGGED A LESBIAN ... DOES THAT MAKE ME A GAY?"
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:48 AM

WILL JOHN DO HIS LAUNDRY, OR JUST FLIP HIS SHIT... WHILE COUNTING TO TEN?
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:53 AM

Constantine's Finest Hour has finally reached.....CRITICAL MASS
"Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!"- Phil Ken Sebben circa 2001

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 11:25 AM

Jamie Delano frequently employed that device, gnomic narration smoothly seguing into the...
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A FRIEND REDUCED TO CINDERS, GHOSTS AROUND EVERY CORNER... CAN CONSTANTINE'S LIFE GO FURTHER OFF THE RAILS?
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 12:06 PM

IN THIS ISSUE: IS THERE REALLY ASHES AND DUST IN THE CITY OF ANGELS?
"Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!"- Phil Ken Sebben circa 2001

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:28 PM

View PostA. Heathen, on 06 August 2014 - 09:06 AM, said:

View PostJasonT, on 06 August 2014 - 08:37 AM, said:

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...
"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

IN THIS ISSUE: "I SHAGGED A LESBIAN ... DOES THAT MAKE ME A GAY?"

That cover would have to be in the style of those old Romance comics by Kirby, etc
We have more possibilities available in each moment than we realize. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allan Poe

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:29 PM

If This Be...DEATH?!?

No, really. She's in this issue.
We have more possibilities available in each moment than we realize. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allan Poe

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:35 PM

Chaz: YOU ALWAYS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, HELLBLAZER! WELL, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO THAT?!?!

John: MY NIECE IS A MAGICIAN!

[in an hommage to the famous Speedy does drugs issue of Green Lantern/Green Arrow]
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allan Poe

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:03 PM

IN THIS ISSUE: CONSTANTINE'S BODY GOES FOR A - JOYRIDE!!
"Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!"- Phil Ken Sebben circa 2001

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:35 PM

THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN HELP SWAMP THING IMPREGNATE ABBY ...

IS JOHN CONSTANTINE !
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:10 PM

View PostA. Heathen, on 06 August 2014 - 09:35 PM, said:

THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN HELP SWAMP THING IMPREGNATE ABBY ...

IS JOHN CONSTANTINE !

did that really happen, like did they actually give it all away on the cover?

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 05:32 AM

Not with such a gauche title

http://www.comicvine...rre/4000-30025/
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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 10:14 AM

How did I miss this thread? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




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