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#1 A. Heathen

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:15 AM

Welcome to the world's longest running Hellblazer forum :hattip:

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 10:10 AM

Newcomers should also note that the forum's users share rigidly systematised beliefs about Hellblazer, to which we expect each and every post to adhere.

It's long and complex, so I have enclosed it in spoiler tags below.

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 10:16 AM

Some people quite liked the Constantine movie, we quite liked some of those people, especially the Keanu Reeves fans.
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Posted 27 July 2014 - 02:45 PM

Right, don't have much for keanu, but i got a whole lot of love for his fans. come here darlin', sit on daddy's lap and tell him what you want for his birthday!

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 03:48 PM

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#6 A. Heathen

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:29 PM

View Postslinker, on 27 July 2014 - 02:45 PM, said:

Right, don't have much for keanu, but i got a whole lot of love for his fans. come here darlin', sit on daddy's lap and tell him what you want for his birthday!

welcome!

See that's an example of what I meant to avoid.

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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 10:21 PM

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.
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#8 A. Heathen

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 10:29 PM

View Postslinker, on 27 July 2014 - 10:21 PM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

No sir, you already played that card

View Postslinker, on 10 September 2001 - 05:33 AM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 05:54 AM

WHOA!
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Posted 29 July 2014 - 11:17 PM

View PostA. Heathen, on 27 July 2014 - 10:29 PM, said:

View Postslinker, on 27 July 2014 - 10:21 PM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

No sir, you already played that card

View Postslinker, on 10 September 2001 - 05:33 AM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

:boogie:

you know after you posted that, i was really worried that there was a connection between slinkers postings of that sort and you know catastrophic stuff happening. but then i realized there is so much catastrophy going on right now, we wouldn't even know, which one was caused by slinker.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:35 AM

Every time I discover a great new TV show, it's usually caused by Slinker. :hattip:

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 03:08 AM

View PostA. Heathen, on 27 July 2014 - 10:29 PM, said:

View Postslinker, on 27 July 2014 - 10:21 PM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

No sir, you already played that card

View Postslinker, on 10 September 2001 - 05:33 AM, said:

dang, i musta forgotten to take my medicine. sometimes i get so confused.

:boogie:

I had to look at that for a few minutes before I got it. well played, sir.



View PostJasonT, on 30 July 2014 - 05:35 AM, said:

Every time I discover a great new TV show, it's usually caused by Slinker. :hattip:


you guys are gonna make me cry and for different reasons, too!
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Posted 31 July 2014 - 04:34 AM

Well hello all.

I'm new here and have been scoping this forum for a while. So I thought I'd make a account here.

Nice to be here. :smile:

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 05:04 AM

Welcome aboard! Lots of other forum members also like speed. :smile:  Feel free to tell us more about y'self in the Introduce Yourself thread.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 05:48 AM

Speedblazer is thst film where Keanu cannot slow down his acting or he'll explode, isn't it?

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"But that's the whole point, it's supernatural, these things happen.
It's not supposed to be realistic in that sense."

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 07:38 AM

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 08:35 AM

View PostA. Heathen, on 31 July 2014 - 05:48 AM, said:

Speedblazer is thst film where Keanu cannot slow down his acting or he'll explode, isn't it?

Or it is another loose hellblazer adaption, in which he tries to sell drugs to the first of the fallen.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 12:38 PM

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 02:57 PM

View Postseventhcircle, on 31 July 2014 - 08:35 AM, said:

View PostA. Heathen, on 31 July 2014 - 05:48 AM, said:

Speedblazer is thst film where Keanu cannot slow down his acting or he'll explode, isn't it?

Or it is another loose hellblazer adaption, in which he tries to sell drugs to the first of the fallen.

lol I'd be lying if I said that wasn't one of the reasons for the name.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 03:11 PM

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