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#61 lady_constantine

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Posted 25 March 2016 - 05:35 PM

where the hell do you even find silk cuts?

i'm that tacky bitch who smoked newports

(can'r stand cools or newport light,or camle and never tried Marlboro)

btw ,i quit cuz i was like...okay,i'm kinda pudgy now and i need to handle this...do i really need to be smoking too? don't hate myself enough for that
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Posted 25 March 2016 - 05:41 PM

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#63 lady_constantine

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:39 PM

well damn
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Posted 03 April 2016 - 06:45 AM

It's his very own Batmobile, with Chas still being the driver

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 02:47 PM

that is way too much penis on wheels for john

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#66 lady_constantine

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 12:19 AM

View Postseventhcircle, on 03 April 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:

that is way too much penis on wheels for john

yup...kinda phallic
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Posted 07 April 2016 - 10:25 PM

View Postlady_constantine, on 25 March 2016 - 05:35 PM, said:

where the hell do you even find silk cuts?

i'm that tacky bitch who smoked newports

(can'r stand cools or newport light,or camle and never tried Marlboro)

btw ,i quit cuz i was like...okay,i'm kinda pudgy now and i need to handle this...do i really need to be smoking too? don't hate myself enough for that
i believe they're european only. my aunt came over last month from ireland and she had em. i've been trying to quit smoking myself, but i thought " shit, john's signature brand ? fuck it, i gotta try one " . lol

you could probably get em online though, for all i know...
thanks to john constantine , i'll now wear trench coats, smoke and drink constantly, talk in a british accent, get a sting haircut, fuck lots and lots of people, start a punk band, piss off people on a daily basis for shits and giggles, and literally piss on vampires and trick demons into curing my cancer.

like a BOSS.




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