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Posted 11 June 2012 - 09:39 PM

View PostA. Heathen, on 10 June 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:

Do you mean Stan Lee? His convention is the world.
Every time a new nerd culture hit comes on the scene, there is Stan The Man cameoing all over your face.

There is a small corner of every mainstream comics convention where embittered Alanites rail about how cover versions of literary and fictional characters is a noble cause, and totally not like reusing and rehashing a trademark character to make money like how comics publishers keep doing and what they have been doing for years and it is about time they stopped. This conversation is usually held in the queue to get Dave Gibbons or David Lloyd to sign Watchmen #1 or V for Vendetta #1 or waiting for the "Women in Comics" panel. One of the Mooreian acolytes holds aloft a first edition paperback novelisation of "Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland" signed by Melinda Gebbie. Two, or possibly three of those listening drool at the sight of this. And when I say drool I am not necessarily referring to an oral expression. The four-color permeated perspiration of pre-midlife pubescents oozes from the walls as condensation carries it from corpulent carrier bag clenching chaps (and occasional chapettes). A tannoy announces that Caroline Munro is signing photographs in the Hall of Fame and the "Women in Comics" room empties slightly.

Gaiman owns every single perky goth in the Western World. And he has a hot chick rock star for a bird.
He doesn't need a con.

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 02:17 AM

Christian, on 28 August 2012, said:

I've actually been getting more Wood than ever.
I mean, we all have been, not just me.
Yet, there's not a lot to get excited about with more Wood.
It'a almost like getting some Wood every once in a while was better than getting Wood all the time, as if some of the specialness was lost, or maybe this Wood just isn't as good as some other Wood I've gotten.

To move away from the double-entendres for a bit...
Conan is ok, but just feels like I've seen it all before. The art is worth more than the writing.
His run on X-Men has left me cold so far. The plot of his first story-arc didn't really make any sense. I'm wondering what happened, as it looks like someone dropped the ball somewhere...not sure if it's Wood's fault or the editor.
Let's see...
That Wolverine mini-series he just finished did absolutely nothing for me.
He has a Star Wars series coming out this Autumn also. It's hard to ever get excited about Star Wars by this point though.

I have to admit, though, that I was DMZ never did anything for me either. I just was never able to get into it.
So, I guess monthly Wood has always been hit or miss for me.
It's not like Moorcock, I guess is what I'm trying to say.


It was the Wood followed by Moorcock that did it.
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Posted 29 August 2012 - 03:32 AM

I'm sinking to new lows. I'm reaching JasonT levels. I'm so ashamed.
It was...it was a moment of weakness and tiredness.
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From the waters and the wild;
Take a fairy by the hand,
For the world's more full of weeping
than you can understand...." -W.B. Yeats

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 12:52 PM

I blame myself, for enabling Christian.
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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:15 PM

View PostChristian, on 27 August 2012 - 02:52 AM, said:

... it looks like someone dropped the ball somewhere...


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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:58 PM

Christian, with all due respect, Jason is on his own level, when he's on. But that bit was funny.
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Posted 31 August 2012 - 09:17 PM

Wait a second. I seem to remember being here before.
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For the world's more full of weeping
than you can understand...." -W.B. Yeats

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 05:47 PM

don't you live here?
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Posted 03 September 2012 - 01:13 PM

Christian lives on the internet?
Is he a meme?

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 03:16 AM

No. We all live in the internet, remember? Our 3-dimensional forms are simply the holograms put off by the central nervous system of the hive mind.
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 03:28 AM

See?
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:30 AM

Actually, you're all projections of my subconcious. The fact that my subconcious chooses to inflict you lot on me just goes to show that I am a self-loathing person.  :sherlock:
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

We all create our own devils and hells, Red. Yours is Us.
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:09 AM

Red = Descartes?
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:51 PM

Descartes walks into a bar, asks for a beer.
Bartender brings him a beer, Descartes drinks it.
A little later the bartender comes back,
asks Descartes, "Would you like another?"
Descartes says, "I think not,"
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:09 AM

View Postrassius_fender, on 28 February 2013 - 05:57 AM, said:

one last smoke from weed swamp thing.





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