S.W. Manor:Why won't you love me,Fergus?!
Father Sean:Oh,for fuck's sake! Stop yellin' at the damned TV,you prick!
Chas:John,where's my cab?
Thomas Constantine:I need a hug.
Angie:(on john's ex-girlfriends)So much for Talk Shows,eh?
Renee: How come I get no respect from the fans?
Straff:Why do I have to die?
(Rocky and Bullwinkle spoof)
Zatanna:Hey,John! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Zatanna:Presto(out comes Mange)
Mange:Kill me,already.ya effing cow!(goes back in the hat)
Zatanna:I should've lobotomized him when I had the chance.
John:And now here's something we hope you really like.