:-? The topic is doing it again! I can only see the topic starting post, any ideas whats wrong with this?
"I used to think the Gods conspired against me, but they couldn't be this bloody Machiavellian.
No they probably planned the perfect day. The larks were going to sing their little lungs out, the sun was going to come out in glorious technicolor, and everyone was going to be in a good mood.
Even me, I was going to spend the all day watching telly, scratching my balls, and feasting on steak and kidney pies. I was going to have the best bloody day of my life.
Then I woke up.
I can see the Gods now -- sitting around, admiring their newly devised plans, patting themselves on the back at their cleverness. And in stumbles the God of Revelry after an all-night bender, and spills coffee all over the table.
So now, they're all scrambling about trying to clean up the mess. Someone accidently tears a corner of the plans. Down on the material realm, yours truly has just cut his hand while trying to open the friggin' first aid kit.
The whole palaver probably culminates in a lot of celestial bravado and finger pointing. By this time, any semblance of order is out the window. All that's left is a bunch of cuts, bruises, and dead fish.
Thats how we ended up in this bloody disaster." -John Constantine talking about his day, #HB 119, Undertow.
Thats one of my favorite issues ever, just hilarious.