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Hellblazer: Silver Age edition (spoilers, probably)

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Gwilym    330

I stumbled across this, and someone'd left a brilliant comment:

 

"Papa Midnite wants to trap Mnemoth in my body... and Constantine is HELPING!"

 

I am of the firm belief that we must steal this joke and run with it.

 

"Blathoxi wants my soul... but can he afford the PRICE?"

 

Actually that's crap. I won't even embolden it.

 

I can't think of any good ones; I'll just sit back and let you do all the legwork. Amuse me.

 

*two handclaps; Jarl pose*

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A. Heathen    1,125

EVEN THE HELLBLAZER CANNOT STOP ASTRA BEING DRAGGED TO HELL !

 

THE FATE OF MANKIND DEPENDS ON THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM !

(actually that's too spoilery ...)

LIGHTEN UP GLASGOW, OR JOHN CONSTANTINE WILL DIE !

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Gwilym    330

WILL THE RISING TIDE EXTINGUISH THE HELLBLAZER?

 

THE SINS OF THE SON... VISITED UPON THE FATHER!

 

They're pretty much the forerunners of the Upworthy headline, aren't they?

 

By which I mean IT LOOKS LIKE AN UPWORTHY HEADLINE, BUT THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU

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JasonT    438

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...

"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

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Red    467

WITH THE SHADOW DOG ON HIS TAIL, WILL THE HELLBLAZER SAVE EARTH...OR DOOM IT?

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A. Heathen    1,125

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...

"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

 

IN THIS ISSUE: "I SHAGGED A LESBIAN ... DOES THAT MAKE ME A GAY?"

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Gwilym    330

Jamie Delano frequently employed that device, gnomic narration smoothly seguing into the...

Story Title

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A FRIEND REDUCED TO CINDERS, GHOSTS AROUND EVERY CORNER... CAN CONSTANTINE'S LIFE GO FURTHER OFF THE RAILS?

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Shawn    297

Not a dream... not an imaginary story...

"Girlfriends - - and - - THE ODD BOYFRIEND!"

 

IN THIS ISSUE: "I SHAGGED A LESBIAN ... DOES THAT MAKE ME A GAY?"

 

That cover would have to be in the style of those old Romance comics by Kirby, etc

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Shawn    297

Chaz: YOU ALWAYS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, HELLBLAZER! WELL, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO THAT?!?!

 

John: MY NIECE IS A MAGICIAN!

 

[in an hommage to the famous Speedy does drugs issue of Green Lantern/Green Arrow]

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seventhcircle    580

THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN HELP SWAMP THING IMPREGNATE ABBY ...

 

IS JOHN CONSTANTINE !

 

did that really happen, like did they actually give it all away on the cover?

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