Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
A. Heathen

Constanteen Poll (R)

On a scale of 0 to 10, where 0 is "I would rather let Margaret Thatcher rape my unblinking eye sockets than watch this" and 10 is "I would let Keanu rape my eye sockets - any socket he wants, actually"  

17 members have voted

  1. 1. On a scale of 0 to 10, where 0 is "I would rather let Margaret Thatcher rape my unblinking eye sockets than watch this" and 10 is "I would let Keanu rape my eye sockets - any socket he wants, actually"

    • 0 "I am highly unlikely to watch Constanteen - EVER"
      2
    • 1 "I won't watch Constanteen until it appears on TV (if I am drunk)"
      0
    • 2 "I won't watch Constanteen until it appears on TV"
      0
    • 3 "I might watch Constanteen on TV"
      0
    • 4 "I might watch Constanteen if someone gets me a bootleg"
      1
    • 5 "I might watch Constanteen when the DVD/video is released"
      3
    • 6 "I might watch Constanteen when it hits the cheap cinemas"
      2
    • 7 "I might watch Constanteen when it is released"
      2
    • 8 "I might watch Constanteen at an advance screening or even the Premiere in my country of residence"
      3
    • 9 "I will watch Constanteen as soon as I can"
      2
    • 10 "What's that in my eye ? Is that you, Keanu ? I hope you are wearing a condom !"
      2


Recommended Posts

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...