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I'm 16. In Holland I can now go to every movie I want to yeah!! (I'm not sure about porn though ;) just kiddin') And I've got parents too but I thought it was a good idea to compensate my enormous ethusiasm for the film with some negative energy from a Hellblazer fan. He he.

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I really don't know what to do about it. If I go with my friends (who don't read Hellblazer) there's the risk that I'll moan all the way through, and we'll come out and someone'll say "I thought it was quite good" and I'll turn into Tom, or something and really piss them off. But if I go on my own I'll look like a fruitcake, complaining to myself. But if I wait til it's out on DVD everyone else will be able to talk about it and it'll be just like the monthly thread, where I'm so far behind I can't join in. :icon_cry:

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Pooks - why can't you follow the monthly thread? Can't you get Hellblazer as it comes out in The Pink Palace of Doncaster?

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Sadly Doncaster has no comic shop, so I have a subscription through Forbidden Planet. (It was cheaper and easier than going through DC). BUT they only send them out without delivery charge if you spend more than a fiver at a time, so they send me two comics at a time, so the last issue I got was 198 and I try not to read what's going on, so it's a suprise when they come. But they seem to come quite sporadically, so I never know when they're due. :icon_cry: So by the time I get them, everyone's talking about issues well beyond me and it's too late to join in, plus there's usually nothing left for me to say.

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I'm not allowed to watch Constantine with any of my friends. :icon_cry: One of them is a self-affirmed Keanufile and the rest have found themselves black and blue for saying things like "It might not be too bad," or "It looks promising"...

 

I'm just gonna have to sneak into the theater by myself, 'cause there's no way in hell I"m paying for that piece of shit!!!

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Well you can't go to the cinema with your friends but I convinzed my friends not to go to the cinema, because of my 'incendiary speeches' about Constantine. I'm afraid I influenced their opinion about the film. I'm deeply sorry... :blush:

Anyway, the producers deserve it for making a film for american viewers.

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I'm anxious for them to come and collect. In fact I stand in front of my door for two hours a day with my beloved axe at hand :happy: .

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Well you can't go to the cinema with your friends but I convinzed my friends not to go to the cinema, because of my 'incendiary speeches' about Constantine. I'm afraid I influenced their opinion about the film. I'm deeply sorry... :blush:

Anyway, the producers deserve it for making a film for american viewers.

 

Aren't there greater battles to be fought against the evil Americans?

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Aren't there greater battles to be fought against the evil Americans?

You're American, aren't you, my dear? Not all Americans are evil. Just all those who have :icon_mgun: wheapons for defense instead of sport. I have my beloved axe right here because decapitating Warner producers is sport for me :icon_sam: .

Anyway, this is not the place to set battles against America, this is a forum about a (raped by Hollywood) comic. And comics are for kids, for God's sake! :dry:

As I said before, anyway, I'm sorry for having influence my mate's opinion.

We're all living in Amerika, yes... but we aren't all Americans.

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Pooka - maybe you can try and get some cookie-for-cmics deal with our moderator mr. McMahon, i get HB comics a week within their release, usually, so i am still in the loop, somewhat (plus i download them as soon as they are scanned...)

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I love Americans me, much to my disappointment I've yet to meet one I didn't consider to be sound.

 

Much to your disappointment, huh? Well, anyway, that's what we keep hearing, that people from other countries like us but don't like our government.

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What Josh said.

 

Although I HAVE met US citizens I didn't like. But then again they were navy jocks on leave in Trondheim...

(bastards)

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Anyway....

 

There's a bit in the script where Constantine is pulling on his black coat and Angela quips about it being a tad nasty out for such a small jacket. Consatntine smirks and retorts "Yeah, well me beige raincoat is down the cleaners love".

 

Note : I may be lying.

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Not all Americans are evil. Just all those who have  :icon_mgun:  wheapons for defense instead of sport.

 

My experience with American gun owners is that they're nicer than Americans overall.

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Americans=Mostly good, sometimes bad

American govt.=Always bad

guns=Sometimes good, sometimes bad

Constantine movie=Always bad

OK, now that simplicity is out of the way!

 

Oh and John?! Come live here in the States for a while, you'll most likely get lucky!

:lol:

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My experience with American gun owners is that they're nicer than Americans overall.

 

Nicer but eviler. Guns are for cowards: I miss those sword-and-shield battles when the strongest survived. Now the word 'strongest' means 'most rich'. Now two kids can kill a dozen persons with that fucking lead-spitters death machines. Human race is decaying... :icon_cry: But I don't want to sound nazi. Or communist.

 

What is a 'holy brass knuckle'?

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A piece of shit excuse for a punch-up in the Constantine movie.

 

Because we all know how great John is at fighting.

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while translating "Waiting for the Man", i was reminded how crap John is in a fight. Zed finishes off The Man all by herself. John lies down and mopes.

 

Apparently, Akiva hadn't read this.

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Oh yeah, I can just imagine little Shiachaz beating Keanuteen's ass and pushing his head in the toilet. Or maybe that'll be in the sequel?

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