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What one thing from the first film would you least want to appear in any sequel that Matadoom can muster?  

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  1. 1. What one thing from the first film would you least want to appear in any sequel that Matadoom can muster?

    • Keanusteen
      4
    • Li'l Chaz
      9
    • Gabriel
      2
    • Goosifer
      3
    • The Rootinest, Tootinest, Shootinest Holy Shitgun this side of the Pecos
      7
    • Mataduck's posts here
      3
    • Them lovely Keanu fans who abandoned us as soon as the film was done (sniff)
      0
    • The Holy Roman Catholic Church of God
      1
    • Cigarettes
      2
    • Swamp Thing
      2
    • I have not seen the first one yet
      3
    • All of the above
      10
    • None of the above
      3


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Conversation on AIM.....

ChristianCage777 is Christian, obviously.

I am lughnagh.

 

ChristianCage777: Police Academy is....ok....

lughnagh: I haven't seen it in forever

lughnagh: part 3 was the best

lughnagh: Bobcat Gothwait

lughnagh: hehe

ChristianCage777: Me either

 

I'm not so sure part 3 was best though....Bobcat should DIE!

lughnagh: as Zed?

lughnagh: was that his name?

ChristianCage777: Yes. John's weird sorta lover from Delano's H.B.

lughnagh: hehehe

ChristianCage777: Played by Bobcat in the movie....

lughnagh: ew

ChristianCage777: "I...I dunno, John. I think, think, think this....cult! Is after my....BABY!!!!"

lughnagh: hehehe

ChristianCage777: Man! I didn't think they could do worse than "Constantine", but they managed to!

lughnagh: true dat

ChristianCage777: Eddie Murphy is John Constantine

Bobcat is Zed

in Constantine II: Strange Bedfellows!

lughnagh: !

ChristianCage777: HA HA HA!

lughnagh: With Abe Vigoda as Chas

ChristianCage777: HA! YES!

lughnagh: and Gerry Mathers as Gabriel

ChristianCage777: YES!!!

lughnagh: Jerry

lughnagh: um....

ChristianCage777: And Whoopi Goldberg as God!

ChristianCage777: Who should play the First???

lughnagh: YES!

lughnagh: the gorl who played VICKI on the show "Small Wonder"

lughnagh: girl

ChristianCage777: OK!

lughnagh: Directed by the Corpse of Salvador Dali!

ChristianCage777: And, we need to fit Brad Pitt in there too

lughnagh: Brad pit as Ellie

ChristianCage777: YES!

ChristianCage777: And Lon Chaney as Kit!

lughnagh: Michael Jackson as Demon Constantine

ChristianCage777: Yes!

ChristianCage777: This movie is going to be so awesome!

lughnagh: YES!!!

ChristianCage777: And Ewan MacGregor as a Jedi

lughnagh: Captain Lou Albano as Gemma!

ChristianCage777: Sweet!

I'm calling either Madonna or Cyndi Lauper as Cheryl

 

 

lughnagh: both, in alternating scenes

ChristianCage777: Yes!

ChristianCage777: Special guest appearance by Nicholas Cage as....ready? ready? here it comes....HIMSELF!

lughnagh: Yoko ono will do the title track....it will be an old-school style rap

ChristianCage777: Eminem needs to be on that soundtrack then! No Yoko Ono unless we get Eminem

lughnagh: A duet!

ChristianCage777: BETTER YET!

Theme song to Constantine II?

Eminem, Yoko Ono, Vanilla Ice Phil Collins, and Elton John, all together!

It'll be called Hell Lover!

ChristianCage777: Hell Lover, you're to blame.

My heart is aflame,

With love. Love for you!

Whooo!!! Dooby, Dooby, Doo....

lughnagh: It will be an all star jamboree...like We Are The World, Give Peace a Chance, or Me SO Horney

ChristianCage777: Yes!

lughnagh: hehehe

ChristianCage777: Sing it Em!

Yo, you ripped my heart out,

Demon seed! Fuck!

Give me a shout out!

Watch out for the hellduck!

Over to you, Elton!

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Our secret identities revealed....

....Actually just the secret of what we do all night.

 

I swear I had nothing to do with this!

OK, I did have half to do with this....

But I had nothing to do with posting this! Ban Jay, not me!

:lol:

 

I love Jay's girlish giggle, don't you?

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What this is your PRIVATE conversation.

 

For Shame Jay, For Shame!

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Brokeback Christ!, could you imagine a serious Constantine fim, done with a Phil Collins soundtrack...wow....wow...

And perhaps Phil himself playing Constantine as a cheeky middle aged wideboy?

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I think Jay and Christian are going insane. And, as I have said before, in their mental decline they have found soulmates in each other and are quite deeply in love and I'm only half joking about that :biggrin:

 

Very touching relationship going there.

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From a weekend Comingsoon.net interview:

 

"As for her co-star, Reeves isn't quite sure what his next project is going to be, but Bullock had some advice for him when we asked about a Constantine sequel.

 

"I suggest you don't do that," she said sarcastically.

 

"What should I do?" asked Reeves.

 

Still bitter from doing Speed 2: Cruise Control and upset her pal didn't warn her not to do the sequel, she shot back, "I don't know, just as a friend I thought you shouldn't do a sequel, I'd call you or tell you. I think in the next 'Constantine' he gives up smoking. There's a whole anti-smoking campaign," Bullock laughed.

 

Reeves added, "It's kind of in the air. Maybe. I'd love to, but I don't know if the producers would want to do it... It's a long story. We've got to figure it out."

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i thought this topic has been put to bed

not that i have any objections in having the topic aired again...

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People keep digging up old topics all the time.

Sometimes I'm shocked to ever see them again.

Other times, I don't even remember them.

 

This one was originally just made to be a joke between me and Jay.

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You know, I was thinknig, Chas should have the affair with Ellie and get fried to a crisp. That alone would satisfy me more than a bucket of fried chicken skin and a viborating chair.

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okay, follow me on this one:

last nite iwas watching gangster #1 starring paul bettany and malcolm macdowell.

i was thinking maybe mr macdowell, because unlike my 1st choice sting, macdowell can act.

also, he can pull off a conjob accent. (because, he's believable) u could't take sting seriously, seeing him smoking, he wouldnt even go for it. (health nut)

ok so malcolm 10 yrs older, that's cool so john doesnt exactly look 30.

all malcolm needs to do is die his hair a dirty blonde and he has got it.

 

just my .02, y'all.

write back

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Guest spiderlegs

You're close, but we here at the forum prefer the other actor you mentioned: Paul Bettany.

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mickey.Too bad his face is all messed up nowadays:

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holy crap your right jon!

why didnt they choose mickey instead of kenu.

my god, he could pose for the covers right now.

he was born to play conjob, like angie jolie was born to play lara croft (go w/me on this one)

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yeah,this bastard was born to play conjob.The first pick with the fag and the trenchcoat is john con in the flesh!!!!.

 

Why they didnt choose him to play john,well, i can come up with two reasons:

 

a) Because WB was not interested in making a movie that was faithful to the HB comics.They wanted a popcorn movie, so a popcorn actor like keanu was a must have

 

b) because mickey suffered some kind of accident and his face is all messed up.

 

 

And yes, tough i dont give a damn about tomb rider, angelina IS lara croft

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Guest spiderlegs

Like in HIGHLANDER 2 (one of the worst movies ever made), which killed off Sean Connery (which he demanded they do early in the film), CONSTANTINE á deux starts with Kanoe blowing smoke on his little glassed spider friend and the fucker bites him, his thumb swells up 1000 times the original size, explodes ripping Kanoe to shreds, and in walks Paul Bettany, saying:

 

"Alright, luv, it's a cold night, innit? and I'm a cold man. Set us up a pint and let's have a story..."

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ok hows this for a second movie.....we get tim roth to play constantine..an it turnrs out that keanu's version was demon pretneding to be him???

:icon_mgun:

Keanuteen did look like someone who was going to turn into a demon at any time. 8-)

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i dont know if anyone has read any of the hellblazer novels they have out now(warlord,subterranean) but in warlord at one point john is talking bout alternate realities...an he mentions a version of himself who has dark hair, a black coat an lives in L A.

 

:icon_mgun:

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