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It'd be:

 

"It's about a man with magical powers"

 

"who used to be in a punk /alt.country band"

 

"and comes from Yorkshire"

 

"but now lives in London"

 

"and he likes a pint of Guinness"

 

"and shags lesbians"

 

"even though he's in his forties"

 

"and he looks like Keanu Reeves"

 

"and he has a cat with six legs and wings and eyes in the back of its head that eats ice cream and small children that are allowed out to play after eight o'clock in the evening, and WAILS LIKE A BANSHEE, but never ever craps in the cat litter tray. YES! I *do* know what is a CAT!"

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One of these cons i'll try and pitch some bizzarro idea, with my worst russkie accent.

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Lord Chit's African Adventure!

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Careful. If you want to make a real go of it, remember that any bastard in the audience could nab your pitch and use it themselves (same reason you shouldn't put it up on the internet unless you're PMing it to me to satiate my curiosity).

 

I've not taken part in the pitchfest or even seen it

 

You should, it's always an...experience.

 

Firing staples into your eyeballs is an experience too, of course.

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Werewolves vs Cowboys has already been taken so I don't think there are any more good ideas left out there.

 

Gun-totin' Monkeys vs Bikini-clad Astronauts

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I'll try to PM it to you tomorrow. I could use a critical eye.

 

Too late, I just fired a load of staples into it.

 

Do PM it to me, though - I'll get my guide dog to bark it out in morse code or something.

 

Also, try sending the "script" for how you plan to pitch it, because in total I've sat through about an hour of these sessions and I know exactly what they'll say if you do certain things.

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I'm bi-curious as well, Tom!

 

We experienced that in the tent, loverboy.

 

God! Doing Rogan is fun!

 

I'll doit to you as well, Red. :wub:

OK, now you're freaking me out.

 

But a PM is OK...I guess :lol:

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what's creepy, the tent remark, or that being Rogan is fun? ;)

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Bit late, this, but here're my photos from the London meet (not many, since my film was half used). The film had been in the camera for over a year, hence the graininess of the shots.

 

bradstreet1.jpg

Recreating famous Hellblazer covers. Not pictured: authentic Chas-style red eyes. From left to right - Joe, Mark, John.

 

bradstreet2.jpg

Same again but in a different order.

 

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Big Ben, little Joe. (and John, off to the right)

 

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Tom in the Irish bar at the Convention hotel.

 

heyjude.jpg

Joe shows his true feelings for Jude Law on the London Underground.

 

goingunderground.jpg

A startled passerby is press-ganged into becoming our photographer. From left to right - Joe, me, John.

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If you can afford the trip from Dallas to Bristol/London (or San Diego should everyone scrape the money together) you're more than welcome to join us next time.

 

This.....

 

heyjude.jpg

 

...is class.

 

Well he is an AC-TOR, daaarling.

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There's a load of phone boxes right outside my office and they were all adorned with Alfie advertising for months - each and every morning I got a smirk from the thought of the disgust Joe has for him.

 

Come to Bristol Red, we'll get some decent shots of you then.

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I probably will, you know. If nothing else, then to document the amount of new hair gained since last we met :lol:

 

So why does Joe hate Jude Law so much?

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Possibly he just hates the Alfie remake. I can't remember.

 

You should get him started on Lenny Kravitz, though.

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