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"there is no Holy Shotgun"

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That toy is an insult to the wheapon designers. It's the ugliest fire wheapon I've ever seen. They put together a soap box and a couple of papier mache tubes and load it with hunting ammo. Kids don't try that at home.

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Reference to spoons in the Matrix, surely?

 

"DO not try and bend the shotgun. Thats impossible. Just try to realise the truth...there is Nothing holy or shot-gunnish about it"..?

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Yeah, this and the Kenau-as-Constantine statue showed up in the Big Hellblazer Push in Previews for this month.

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I knew that ya'll would love that as soon as I saw it in Previews.

Unbelievable really...un(curse-word) believable....

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Interestingly, that "The devil believes in you" line appears to have been stolen from Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's "Good Omens." Except there it doesn't suck.

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it was doomed from the get-go.

 

Gilliam + Pratchett + Depp + Gaiman - none of them have luck making movies they REALLY want to...

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Gaiman's doing alright these days, though. Hopefully if the Death movie and Mirrormask do well then someone'll bankroll the Good Omens movie again.

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MirrorMask - held together by the brilliant Dave McKean. also - not an adaptation of a previous work.

 

Death - i'll believe it when i see it.

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MirrorMask - held together by the brilliant Dave McKean. also - not an adaptation of a previous work.

 

Doesn't matter. If it does well then confidence in Gaiman will be boosted.

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Either that, or McKean will drop him and go direct the 5th Harry potter flick... ;)

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