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Which of these things about Constanteen is the best ?  

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  1. 1. Which of these things about Constanteen is the best ?

    • Little Chaz, the wacky sidekick !
      1
    • Beeman, Constanteen's Q or even better his Carl* !
      2
    • The Holy Shotgun, for a Fistful of Demons !
      3
    • Constanteen redeeming himself by sending half-breed demons to HELL !
      2
    • Standing in water to travel to Hell !
      4


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No alternative options, just the major plot enhancements mentioned above.

Tom, we will just assume your response so don't repeat it in this thread ;-)

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Guest spiderlegs

I'm a really BIG fan of the liquid elevator into hell. I'm thinking of starting a fansite for that particular plot point... :biggrin:

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Guest TearsInRain
Baby Chaz, the teenage taxi-driver... he has a HAT, you see!

 

Making Chaz into Chad, the teen sidekick, was one of the things that most disturbed me. Almost more than, and I don't mean any disrespect, making John into an American. I can say that it was never written that way until the final shooting script that was tweaked internally. There is just something more substantial having John relate to a man his own age who sometimes hates being his friend and yet bails him out whenever he can. It's a true love/hate relationship between two grown men. But I guess they felt the movie needed a heartthrob to draw in the young female mallrats.

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But I guess they felt the movie needed a heartthrob to draw in the young female mallrats.

 

....isn't that what Keanu was cast for ?

 

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist.

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he's a man in his 40's, and has that tragis love-lost sad puppy dog eyes look, unlike Shia, who is more of a happy-go-lucky-can't-shave-yet kinda fella... you know the type - too young for Demi Moore, too old for Michael Jackson.

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Well said Tears, glad to hear you say that. Honestly I was willing to give this flick a chance until they cast Shia as Chas. And that's not a slam on Shia, I've never even seen the kid act. But duping a well known character for a teen age side kick is such a lame-ass way to make a few extra bucks.

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They changed his name to "Chad"? Christ! Can it get any worse than this? It can, can't it..?

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