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What in the....who wrote that raperific Hulk scene ?!?

Jim Shooter wrote this inspired rape story. It is from the Rampaging Hulk issue 23 drawn by Buscheama (sp). I think the comic was a little more adult oriented because it was a magazine. But, wasn't his around the time of the Incredible Hulk TV show?

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Thanks Trace. I just bought a bunch of Romance comics from the 25 cent bin. They are glorious. I even managed to get the one with the geek with how to fix a car. They have stories about wife swapping, popping pill, biker gangs and slum life. I couldn't stop reading them last night. They are the best. They are different since these are humans speaking to one another not superhumans dealing with large scale problems like an alien invasion. If, i had to write a thesis paper I'd gear it towards Romance Comics. There is just so much cultural value in the pages.

 

I found a great site that seems to confirm Jim Shooters love of porn in relation to super heroes. It deals with his views of the Legion of Super Heroes. http://members.aol.com/interlac/legionnaires.html

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imraardeen.gifSATURN GIRL Pretty much as she's been pictured. An organizer, a businessmanlike, clever, smart competent women's libber who scared away every guy she met until Lightning Lad with his overwhelming ego treated her like a lady, and she loved it. She is a wild, wild woman in bed, who undoubtedly has occasionally accompanied Lightning Lad on his forays into Dream Girl's boudoir

 

luornudurgo.gifDUO DAMSEL The only girl with a frail enough ego to make Bouncing Boy secure. She is bright, pretty, clever, thoughful and artistic chick with a lousy self-image. One of the best catches of the Legion girls -- note that B.B. got her! All the way through the courtship he probably told himself, "Naw, she really can't like me." And with the same ruthless resignation he faces danger, he courted and charmed her until he got her, surprising no one more than himself! She recognizes Chuck's value. She even recognizes her own value, but insists on judging herlsef against starndards carefully suelected to paint a failure. Like the hopeless crush on Supes.

I'm sure there were some jokes made about the two for one bit long before B.B. courted D.D. -- probably the Legion guys were afraid of messing with D.D. because of the razzing they'd get, werd sex humor and suspicion of troilistic perversion, etc. I'm sure D.D. got some funny looks occasionally from the Legionnaires. A girl with a power so weirdly suited to weird sex (and not much else) has reason to wonder what's aid behind her backs

 

thomkallor.gifSTAR BOY A big fullback of a guy, he is slow, steady. faithful, honorable, reliable, loyal, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. And dumb. And probably hung like a horse, which will be the deciding factor in Dream Girl's settling down with him in that isolated observatory (why does he care about the hung part?)

 

saludigby.gifSHRINKING VIOLET She gets all her weird sex from Duplicate Boy and waiting and worrying just makes it sweeter

 

jonah.gif ultra boy He is, however, selfless and bright and willing to risk his own life often in a morbid, intense, almost passionate rage. Ultra Boy would be hell in bed. He undoubtedly, however, makes gentle, tender (and expert) love to Phantom Girl and saves his occasional forays into the bizarre for someone less angelic to him -- say, Dream Girl. This guy is probably the Legion's closest to being a mental case. Though he would deny it, he needs a Bouncing Boy type -- I think he is smart enough to know that. But Bouncing Boy is gone now .... hmm....

 

DREAM GIRL Dream Girl is dumb. Her power is more or less hit or miss in value (though it is always accurate) and I'm sure her main service to the Legion is in her quarters after dark. She needs constant reassurance of her value, and since her Legion career has been less than stellar, the only way to get psychologically stroked is to allow herself to be physically stroked. By anybody. She has a need for love, adoration and reinforcement of her narcissistic self-image. Star Boy is either too dumb to realize this, or has resigned himself to it. His most fervent wish is to get her off to some godforsaken observatory somewhere, alone. Forever

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Thanks Trace. I just bought a bunch of Romance comics from the 25 cent bin. They are glorious. I even managed to get the one with the geek with how to fix a car. They have stories about wife swapping, popping pill, biker gangs and slum life.

I love all the Biker Gang paranoia from the 60's and 70's.

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I'm going to give you dose today that may kill you of Biker hysteria. It has biker chicks and the leader of the pack named STud.

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A wonderful homage to Spinal Taps Breaking the Wind.

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The Stud needs to keep his woman in line. She is constantly crying during this whole episode. Is the STud talking to her like a child?

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She had to coming. There was only so much reason the Stud could take. I find the floating exclaimation point on the side of the girls head adds a bit of impact to the slap.

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I love the tuff biker girl behind the main character. She threatens to beat the snot out of the do gooder later on.

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She just can't stop crying.

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That guy in the waistcoat is the spitting image of Noel Edmonds. This reduces his outlaw cred by a considerable margin.

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That guy in the waistcoat is the spitting image of Noel Edmonds. This reduces his outlaw cred by a considerable margin.

 

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I won't be trapped in your cycle of poverty. This some pretty heavy stuff for an early 1970 comic; poor Rico literally and figuratively.

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I guess he doesn't like the big girls. The look on the girl who fell down is priceless almost resigned to her fate of being an outcast.

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:lol:

That is so wrong!

If that were a superhero comic, she'd become a super-villainess named "Fat Girl" or something.

"Once men shunned me for being overweight, but now, with my new evil powers, I will force attractive men to love me, even though I am fat!"

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This is a woman whose heart has been turned to stone by cheating men. The slum is just as bad as the party? I didn't quite understand how she deserved to be potentially raped because she turned down being driven home in an earlier panel. though.

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Strange Girl would say "all men are damned liars."

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That would really make me question what I was getting myself into. She kind of looks like a blow up doll in this picture. ACtually, she looks like one in every panel.

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She's not even looking at them she is just plotting.

So far out cast of Romantic super villians includes STrange Girl and Fat Girl. In another note the Strange Girl comic has come up on e=bay. They have one that is graded for 47 dollars and a non grade messed up copy for 9 dollars.

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I really don't know why DC doesn't do something with Strange Girl and the windfall of picking up Fat Girl from Charleton shouldn't be overlooker either.

 

I am debating buying it. I'm not thrilled about the slight tear on the front cover.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Young-Romances-197-DC-...1QQcmdZViewItem

I don't want a comic encased in plastic either.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Young-Romance-197-CGC-...1QQcmdZViewItem

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I don't think that comic in VG condition as they claim!

I'm not sure how much a comic like that is worth or exactly how old it is. If that book is pricey in NM range or are really old, I'd go for it.

 

Don't buy the damn CGC book! Why the hell would you want a Strange Girl comic if you can't even read the wacky adventures of Strange Girl?!

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They do look like lacy panties, yes. Perhaps Robin is getting in touch with his feminine side?

It looks like they have little question marks on them. Is that because what's in them is ambiguous? 8-)

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"I thought you'd never notice how hungry I am!"

 

This line kind of makes the girl falling down even worse! You have a rather plump girl injured in the snow waiting for help that just got snubbed by Ski Dude and the airhead has the nerve to mention how hungry she is.

 

I have to agree 10 dollars for a messed up comic is a bit high more so after you add in the 5 dollars shipping they want to charge. I may have to wait.

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Behold the inner dance within each Justice LEague member. The Green Arrow is so lame he doesn't even have a dance.

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These are the saddest DC Comics I have ever seen....

"The Silver Age was all about fun!"

No. No. Not after seeing these pictures.

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