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Why is JC in a Batman flick?

 

They've got Zatanna listed too, so i suppose he's there for her scene.

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No dogs involved, I trust.

 

lol. I would script him arriving with a dog in tow, and have the other characters shout "Constantine! get that dog out of here you bloody Limey".

 

or something.

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No dogs involved, I trust.

 

lol. I would script him arriving with a dog in tow, and have the other characters shout "Constantine! get that dog out of here you bloody Limey".

 

or something.

 

Nightwing'd probably be in to it.

Batman messed that kid's head up something fierce.

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Remember Brian Azzarello's final story-arc on Hellblazer? His vision is finally being realized.

 

Oh man, too bad SW Manor and the sweet musk of his balls isn't in it.

:laugh:

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I guess they could have chosen a worse double...

 

Marcus_London_2010.jpg

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Constantine will wake up with lipstick on his cock and no memory of the night before. He won't know if it was Zatanna or the Joker.

 

Or Ace, the Bat-hound.

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Think Zatanna will have subtitles, or will they let the audience work it out from the context?

 

"ELBAC NAMRIAPER RAEPPA! John, what are you doing here? I called a repairman!"

 

"Sorry, luv. Thought I'd stop by to unscramble your channels."

 

*music

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Think Zatanna will have subtitles, or will they let the audience work it out from the context?

 

"ELBAC NAMRIAPER RAEPPA! John, what are you doing here?"

 

"Sorry, luv. Thought I'd stop by to scramble your channels."

 

*music

:laugh::laugh:

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