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This is just weird. I hope they keep the trench coat on.. AND the cigarette

 

Well, you can probably be sure that a cigarette will come into play in some fashion, considering the climax of porno films.

 

As far as trenchcoat...

Maybe they could make John into some crazy "flasher" in the park?

"Hey, luv. Come here. I got something magic I want to show you."

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So, who's going to take the gruelling task of writing a review for the site then?

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This is just weird. I hope they keep the trench coat on.. AND the cigarette

 

Well, you can probably be sure that a cigarette will come into play in some fashion, considering the climax of porno films.

 

As far as trenchcoat...

Maybe they could make John into some crazy "flasher" in the park?

"Hey, luv. Come here. I got something magic I want to show you."

 

 

I get to point out, again, that you are a loss to script-writing! because that is pure genius.

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Think Zatanna will have subtitles, or will they let the audience work it out from the context?

 

"M'I GNIOG OT KCUS RUOY GNIKCUF KCOC! HO HAEY! HO HAEY! HO GNICKUF HAEY! MUC NO YM ECAF!"

 

This could be interesting.

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This is just weird. I hope they keep the trench coat on.. AND the cigarette

 

Well, you can probably be sure that a cigarette will come into play in some fashion, considering the climax of porno films.

 

As far as trenchcoat...

Maybe they could make John into some crazy "flasher" in the park?

"Hey, luv. Come here. I got something magic I want to show you."

 

:laugh:

 

a perfect place for a magic wand joke.

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We should collaborate on a script!.

 

I can do with being a filthy rich porn king, winter is one the way here!, so Kingston sounds great, we can go shares in a yacht!.

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Oh, so you mean we are shooting Aquaman porn too since we're by the water? He would probably do The Little Marmaid and Sub-Mariner would join in for a 3some.. filthy filthy thoughts. Alan Moore already raped children book characters so i guess it's ok to have The Little Mermaid..

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Why stop there, We could have a spanking/discipline scene with Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby birching some Waterbabies!.

 

( I ws tempted to write a few lines to give the idea some flesh . . . some rosey, stripey flesh!. But , no. )

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In the original myths, mermaids tended to represent lust and often had rapacious sexual appetites. In fact, by the Elizabethan period, the mermaid has transformed into a symbol of prostitution.

It wouldn't be hard to dirty up the Little Mermaid story using original sources of lore.

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In the original myths, mermaids tended to represent lust and often had rapacious sexual appetites. In fact, by the Elizabethan period, the mermaid has transformed into a symbol of prostitution.

It wouldn't be hard to dirty up the Little Mermaid story using original sources of lore.

 

Oh baby, your skin is so Selkie!.

 

I got me a bad case of sea-sickness honey, you want to suck the poison out of my swelling?.

 

( I am so very sorry, I will stop now. )

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Opps, I forgot that. Sorry Selkie, if you ever read this, I miss you too, you had a lot of interesting stuff to share. Just not with John, on 8 mm film stock.

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This is just weird. I hope they keep the trench coat on.. AND the cigarette

 

Well, you can probably be sure that a cigarette will come into play in some fashion, considering the climax of porno films.

 

As far as trenchcoat...

Maybe they could make John into some crazy "flasher" in the park?

"Hey, luv. Come here. I got something magic I want to show you."

 

:laugh:

 

a perfect place for a magic wand joke.

 

Bonus points for pointing out that a wizard's staff has a knob on the end.

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I think "clown's pocket" is more commonly used in the 'States.

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Has the term "Wizard's Sleeve" not made it there?

 

JasonT, is this slang in thewidebrownland?. I had never heard it here or there.

 

The only similar thing here is old, the reference is, or was once, "It was as wide as a tramp's gunny-sack, and just about as hungry!"

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I've heard of it from reading Viz in the late 90s, but it's not used in Australia — except in the context of "hey, listen to this funny slang term that no-one uses over here!"

 

In fact, I can't recall ever hearing anyone cast aspersions on the size of a lady's bits. Is it done in other countries?

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Sadly, yes. "Bucket" is another term that's commonly used for this. I think that one might be a southernism rather than the collection of Tyneside terms and neologisms you get in the profanisaurus. ("TARDIS twat" is one in there that I'm hoping novbody uses and they've just made up...)

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