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Since the latest incarnaton of Constantine isn't good for much else but mockery... I figure we could have some fun. Caption this... or supply better dialog.

 

First up the introduction of Nightmare Nurse in Phantom Stranger #8

 

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This one is too easy, I think. I don't want to go there.

Isn't the actual dialogue usually bad enough, we need do nothing?

I mean...Naughty Nurse...you can't beat that, really.

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OK. OK. I'll sink to doing it.

 

"Bend over, John. Time for your rectal exam."

"Wait. You're going to stick your finger where?"

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First pic: "OK, I'll play, but only if you set fire to that rude Brit over there"

Second pic: "AAAARGH! Someone please put out the fire. It burns!"

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Well, that is funny captioned...but I wouldn't put it past them that John does now say "strewth".

 

OK, let's see what we can do with the second picture....

"Ye errant varmints! What's this? 'Twas poorly done Roman Empire cos-play night."

"By the hoary hosts of Hellfire, I say that's bollocks!" replies John.

Role-playing night goes terribly wrong when the cos-player dressed as New 52 John overdoes living his character and thinks he can actually control the powers of hellfire. In this case, pouring gasoline over his hand while smoking a cigarette.

Due to the grevious burns incurred by said cos-player, DC is forced to publish a story where a small child lights himself on fire trying to go to Hell, just like his hero John Constantine.

(References being made to a John Byrne Human Torch story, for reference.)

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