deliriums fish

On IMDB, I posted one long and very vitriolic rant about the film supposedly about Hellblazer but didn't stick around long enough to get the reaction. Those are mainly people who love everything about movies and believe that motion pictures are the purest thing ever next to Jesus pee.

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hey hey. above description applies to me. :icon_2gun:

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and you admit it??? just like that???!!!

please proceed to take your shorts down, since I will spank you in a very NON erotic way while you watch endless re-runs of "Touched by an angel"

and, I didn't know that Jesus' pee was pure?

Jeez, that's a bit strong!

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hee, no worries, no one is going to strat thinking of you as a nice guy, or anything...I just thought it's a pretty creative way of making a joke...

however, it says a lot about all of those who contribute...quite surely they would never have contributed to a charity, unless it involves seeing a fella's suffering...

ahhh, makes you feel all gooey inside, eh?

hehe...

by the way, why do guys have this obsession of never having a "nice" image?

My God!!!

You see!?? I'm going to use this as an example for anyone who tells me the comics I read are too dark and violent to be good to anyone.

I'll try to see how I can contribute.

thank you Tom!!!! you are an inspiration :wink:

It also does well in Australia, apparently. That's relative to other comic purchases there, of course, since the population of that country isn't massive.

 

There are Hellblazer fans on this site from England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Norway, Spain, Brazil, Portugal, New Zealand, Serbia and other places besides.

 

Couldn't give you any actual data though.

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Puerto Rico raising a hand here :D

You're a Taxi Driver for 95 more posts, I'm afraid. Better deal with it quickly, the next designation isn't much better.

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Don't sleep, put matchsticks in between your eyelids and snort lots of amphetamine and go loopy like Dennis Hopper in a wheelie bin

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hehe, you really are funny

but...I think the image from Clockwork Orange would be more appropiate, don;t you think?

by the way, does nyone know why it says "taxi Driver" under my avatar..how do I cahnge that?

 

Allow me to direct you to the "forum rankings" guide, located here. It's all to do with how many posts you've made, and the only way to change it is to increase your post count or to make such a strong impression on our beloved moderator, John, that he grants you a 'custom ranking'. There ain't many of those around, though, so your best bet is just to keep on truckin'.

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thank for the info...I guess I'll quit my job and dedicate myself solely to posting until I get the desired level of coolness :wink:

He'd say to Satan "look girlfriend, don't come any closer or i'll stab you in the nipple with my Eyelash Pencil Of Destiny!"

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my ribs hurt...wow...thanks for the laugh amidst all bitterness

by the way, does nyone know why it says "taxi Driver" under my avatar..how do I cahnge that?

...and for that matter, what in heavens is an avatar...isn't that one of the monsters the chicks in "Charmed" have to fight??

MADDI - what IS the deal with S&C - some girls swear by it, like it's the holy bible, most men find it duoll, pretentious and degrading to both sexes, and some girls are repulsed by it mor ethan men, which also looks kinda supicious...

sorry, I'm not Madi, but I think S&C is pretty funny..not very truthful, but funny...no, I don't talk to my friends about the size and look of my lover's penis, much less about my husband's...but, I would totally call a friend if I take a pice of chocolate cake from the trash can...

:lol:  Welcome to thr forums, fish.

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thanks!!

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I don't even know if I can be bitter anymore.  It died out months ago.  All that's left right now is ... confusion.

 

 

It's a bit funny that they would choose to make a Hellblazer movie adaptation when the only group of people that would go to see it merely on namesake (the Hellblazer fans) are the ones getting the biggest snubbing in all of this.

 

Sorry.  That probably came off as nonsensical.  I don't get a chance to vent much on this movie, and I try to keep my negativity off the Constantine board.

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thank you, thank you, thank you...I feel exactly as betrayed...

finally! someone who understands me!!!

oh- my- God! how DARE they take Hellblazer and set it IN LA, and have KEANU REEVES, play John Constantine!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE to believe that any of the writers gave permission for this...London ITSELF is one of the most important characters in the series!!! and the fact that he's british is SO important...it sets the whole tone (not to mention, speech)!!!

PLEASE tell me that Keanu is not going to play it as british and torture us furthermore with a bad accent through the whole movie...

* sigh* it's amazing...why would they want to gain audience by INSULTING the already fans of the series?????

*SIGH* ok, I feel better now, thanks for letting me vent.

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