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  1. Just so the new bugs can get it out of their system.

    If I've detected one Elite Rule around here it is that no-one agrees and no-one claims everyone else is wrong. Except in jest.

     

    NB except for Tom, I have excluded many people for whom English is not the first language, because they often come across as dicks when they are just having trouble with the tonguing.

     

    Which of you bastards is not voting for me.

     

    Ediy by John Mc : Luis is our #1 Elitist, even in absence!

  2. Haven't read new con job apearance in swampy yet- sans spoilers someone fill me in.

     

    Crap theres probably a seperate thread for that.

     

    It's crap.

    If you're in Portobello it should be available in Notting Hill Gate for a quid soon.

  3. Yeah, I hate this elite thing where everyone totally agrees on everything except the new folk.

     

    Because, you know, that's where we all agree.

    No wait, where we agree is that it's possible to discuss our differences of opinion about Hellblazer (and any other matter) without being rude to each other or any third parties involved.

     

    Most people realise that after a few retorts in kind and a general air of willingness to discuss rationally. What's more elitist than coming over as "I am right and you are (all) wrong"?

     

    But yeah, blah blah blah "elitism" blah blah blah "hive mind" blah blah blah "McMahon's Sock Puppets" blah blah blah.

  4. Come on Oldmoore. This is too important an issue to derail the thread.

     

    Now to business.

    What are DC calling their Essentials ?

    Because they really should sort them out to fill the early series gaps.

  5. Coming "soon" (not soon enough).

    Note Swamp Thing price !

     

    VERTIGO

     

    January in-store:

     

    HELLBLAZER: STARING AT THE WALL TP

    Writer: Mike Carey

    Artists: Marcelo Frusin, Doug Alexander Gregory and Tim Bradstreet

    Collects HELLBLAZER #187-193

    168 pages, $14.99 US

     

    LUCIFER VOL. 9: CRUX TP

    Writer: Mike Carey

    Artists: Peter Gross, Ryan Kelly, Marc Hempel, Ronald Wimberly and Michael Wm. Kaluta

    Collects LUCIFER #55-61

    168 pages, $14.99 US

     

    February in-store:

     

    KID ETERNITY TP

    Writer: Grant Morrison

    Artist: Duncan Fegredo

    Collects the miniseries KID ETERNITY #1-3

    144 pages, $14.99 US

     

    SWAMP THING VOL. 3: HEALING THE BREACH TP

    Writer: Joshua Dysart

    Artists: Enrique Breccia, Ronald Wimberly, Richard Corben and John Totleben

    Collects SWAMP THING #15-20

    144 pages, $17.99 US

  6. Yep. No surprise there. Villa didn't have to try too hard to win.

    Unless David Dunn is going to show Heskey & Forssell how to put the ball in the net (something he almost did with his second touch) then we'll be fighting Everton at the end of the season.

     

    Next games: Blackburn & Everton ... DEAD BY DAWN, DEAD BY DAWN !

  7. I must just get this out of the way in advance.

    It's about time The Blues did not humiliate The Villa.

     

    Sadly it looks like I'll be watching it alone on a dodgy satellite pub screen somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere.

     

    And a note of impending doom, it seems to be National Shite Referee Red Card Bonanza Weekend.

     

    Yes, there appears to be some sort of "rule" that suggests sending a player off if he is the last defender. No, Mark Hughes, Cisse was not "going away from goal".

    However, in the light of Essien's nasty tackle only deserving yellow, NONE of those players sent off yesterday deserved red.

     

    Note to FA (where my friend Taz works and tells me that Nicky Butt's one swearword is worse than Wayne Rooney's torrent of abuse only because the referee in the latter case chose not to report him):

    VIOLENT tackles likely to end careers are worthy of red cards.

    Making a genuine attempt to tackle someone who then develops "weak knees" is not.

  8. Oh dear. #1.

    and

    Oh dear. #2.

     

    At least with the meal there'll be other things to do.

     

    Remember me saying I didn't want to announce guests too early for the

    Brighton Comic Expo because the Americans have a frighteningly high

    dropout rate? Well, while the UK side's going from strength to

    strength and I'm still awaiting replies from a few heavy hitters,

    here's some bad news I've just received...

     

    "When my old friend Dez told me he was organizing a major European media

    event, I told him I wanted to be part of the action because it's been

    years since I visited with my UK friends and fans. We made a plan, but

    unfortunately a family crisis interceded, making an appearance at this

    show impossible.

     

    "However, there's always next year and if any of you are interested in

    butting heads with me about comics, art, pulps, movies, and all the

    things we love and hate, make it a point to mention it to the Skinn

    man and I'll do my best to make the next show. Wish I could be on tap

    for this one, but I know you'll all do your damnedest to have a great

    time without me! My regards to everyone and hope to see you next year."

     

    ... Jim Steranko

     

    What a shame he can't.

    Pesky American guests.

  9. He sounds exactly like Mike Carey after a pint.

     

    Except that:

    Alan Moore had him speaking like Michael Caine,

    Jamie Delano had him speaking like Bernard Hepton,

    Garth Ennis had him speaking like Shane MacGowan before the teeth/booze,

    Paul Jenkins had him speaking like Ricky Tomlinson,

    Warren Ellis had him speaking like Warren Ellis.

     

    And Brian Azzarello had him speaking like James Marsters doing John Lennon.

  10. Besides a tortuous double negative, that story does not say what they say it does.

     

    http://superherohype.com/news/constantinenews.php?id=3541

     

    links to this

    Despite earning an impressive $229.6 million worldwide, on a budget of $100 million, Keanu Reeves tells ComingSoon.net/SuperheroHype.com that there's a good chance there won't be a sequel to Constantine.

     

    "I would do that in a second," he told us before saying how much he liked the storyline from the first movie. But he wasn't so sure about a sequel happening.

     

    "They're producers, so they have to be optimistic. It's not up to me, man. It's up to whomever wants to provide the resources to make that movie. I don't think Warner Bros. is going to do it. I don't think it makes fiscal sense for them, because they don't feel it will make money."

    from 13th September

     

    but the original article

    http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.p...gory=0&id=32750

     

    links to this

    http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.php?id=32455

    from 14th September

     

    Keanu Reeves told SCI FI Wire that if there's going to be a sequel to his supernatural movie Constantine, they'll have to raise hell without him.

     

    "Not with me," Reeves said flatly when asked about a sequel to the movie about reluctant demon-fighter John Constantine during an interview at the Toronto International Film Festival.

     

    Reeves said that he liked the character and thought it was a well-rounded part, but that the film version of the Hellblazer series from DC/Vertigo comics wasn't enough of a moneymaker to warrant a sequel. The movie made $75 million domestically and more than double that overseas, but cost Warner Brothers about $100 million to make.

     

    Is there any hope for Constantine 2? "No," Reeves said. "We didn't quite make it."

  11. Let's not blame Gaiman for "Books of MagicK", Ade. He gets a little envelope every month that he takes a glance at between sips of coffee and reading the paper, writes "Love it! Neil" on some receipt laying around the table, puts it back in the envelope and sends it on to Vertigo offices.

     

    I'm still inclined to blame him.

    But if you must, replace the offending phrase with :

     

    HAVE YOU READ 1602?

  12. My recent experiences with Books of Magick and Swamp Thing deter me from ever trying to own them all.

     

    I stopped buying every Vertigo book with Totems, which has a Constantine appearance. Duncan Fegredo sold me an ace double page spread from the book.

  13. Here it is at last !

    Tim Bradstreet's exclusive print of the Shoot cover as not used by Vertigo.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=6568446631

    For auction this week only !

     

    Meanwhile, there's another Constantine page for auction, finishing today:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=6566472146

     

    And watch this space for more (Jock is sending a Constantine sketch some time soon).

     

    http://members.aol.com/just1page/J1P3auctions.htm

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