MagicJava

How did that one guy make the Statue of Liberty disappear?

I can't believe they're going to let a WOMAN write Hellblazer.

This is what happens when you give them the right to vote.

Kris, Mark, I love this idea of guest stars in the next Constintine. Maybe they could have Justin Timberlake get captured by the Rob Schneider bird demon and Constintine could rescue him. Kinda like what they did with Dan Marino in Ace Venture.

I hope someone from Hollywood is reading this forum and takes the ball and runs with it.

(What was a joke, takes on a slightly creepy, personal potential)

 

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[psst, ladies. hey, ladies, please tell me someones watching with their xray vision, or superhearing, or something]

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Sorry if that was over the top or out of line Avaunt. I was just trying to play along.

Absolutely there should be another one. The 1st movie only scratched the surface of what's possible with Constantine.

I wanna see the Holy Machine Gun, the Holy Rocket Propelled Granade, and the Holy Weapons of Mass Destruction. :icon_twosgun:

I also think adding a cute chimp sidekick that gets John into all kinds of wacky situations is the way to go.

Pooka, "The Blonde on the Battlements".

 

 

Something in Red White and Blue, for m' Lady?.

 

:)

 

Ladies, what about a faithful but not too bright hanger on. You could leave me at the mercy of the Super Villian , until the very last minute, and I wouldn't sqwark. " You are going to be so SORRY when "the ladies" are finished with you, sport". . . Any minute now. .. ..  . Hold up in the traffic, i expect". . . . .

 

I'd be Ever so Grateful, really I would.

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I think I could play the part of the not-to-bright villian pretty well.

Just let me know what costume I need to pick up.

...world, shut yo' mouf!

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World shut your mouth

Shut your mouth

Stick your head back in the clouds and shut your mouth.

Is that who we're talking about? 'Cause if it is I love that song.

I don't know

Your fucking name

So what

Let's fuck

All day long I think about sex.

All day long I think about fucking.

Doesn't even rhyme. :icon_twosgun:

Maybe chocolate pudding?

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Or whipped cream.

Chicks should wrestle in whipped cream.

We were saving that one for you MJ. ;)

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I like zombies.

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That's my number one requirement on my Qualities A Man Must Possess list.

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Chicks dig guys who appreciate a good zombie.

We were saving that one for you MJ. ;)

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I like zombies.

The best possible introduction to Hellblazer...

Having sex with a crack whore while high on smack is probably as good a place to start as any.

A cover teacher mistook me for a Year 11 pupil today.  That made me happy.    

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What a coincedence! A Year 11 pupil mistook me for a cover teacher today.

I'm suprised no one has picked "3rd zombie from the left".

crazy in the coconut.

Always a plus. :cool:

Who's the top one?

Hahahaha, bitch!

 

He's not girly looking, though, is he? He's more like a plastic doll or summat.

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Let's put it this way, if Brad Pitt was in prison, the boss on his cell block could sell him for at least 10 packs of smokes for an hour.

I guess you know some butch looking women then, eh?

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Well,"Butch" is not what comes to mind when I see Brad Pitt.

"In denial about being gay" is closer.

Ok. I don't really look like Brad Pitt. In fact, to me he looks kinda like a chick with hairy nipples.

You know that play by Shakespeer where the guy pretends to kill himself and then when he wakes up and finds his girlfriend killed herself, he kills himself?

Not that guy.

Bloody hell Java, you really remind me of someone, but I can't quite remember who.

 

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It's that Brad Pitt guy. I hate him. He totally stole my look. :icon_twosgun:

This is me.

Kris, if you don't want to know about the Constantine Box Office figures, maybe you should avoid the Constantine Box Office figures thread.

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:cool:

But yeah, really don't like that term - there's too much implication that women enjoying sex as much as men is a bad thing. *shakes head*

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And it isn't bad, merely unlikely.

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Yeah.

I'm not in love but

I'm gonna fuck you till

Somebody better

Comes along.

Doesn't even rhyme. :icon_twosgun: