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Vagabond

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  1. Well I'm just proud of myself.

     

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    '''Pope Jacko''': The Pope of the [[Catholic Church]]. [[Australian]] and wishes to use the forthcoming end of the world to his own advantage. Breaks the traditional vow of celibacy by sleeping with clergy.

     

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    '''Pope Jacko''': The Pope of the [[Catholic Church]]. [[Australian]] and wishes to use the forthcoming end of the world to his own advantage. Breaks the traditional vow of celibacy by being done up the [[anus|arse]] by a [[nun]] with a strap-on.

     

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    '''Fuck Nose''': A bartender, makes fun of Jay, inciting Danny Boy to swap his cock with his nose, earning him the aforementioned nom-de-plume. Fuck nose how, but the sight of the [[Whore of Babylon]] causes him to cum out his nose, a class Garfism.

  2. The religion question was more of a hypothetical than an plan of action.

     

     

    In English words beginning with a vowel are usually preceded by the prefix 'an' instead of 'a' for example:

     

    an orange, an apple, an avocado, a fruit salad.

     

    I believe there are similar rules in most all of the Latin derived European languages.

     

    DO NOT SAY THAT IN THE SOUTH

     

    You won't be able to fake a good Southern US accent, but don't inflect words too much, it makes you stand out as a possible fake.

  3. I've always thought smoking seemed pretty expensive. Good luck.

     

    I got up at 4:30 in the morning (getting on schedule for a trip overseas), and I had a pounding headache. Took an hour long nap at ten, and it's disorienting to wake up from a nap before you normally wake up at all, though I can listen to sounds now.

  4. That new Adam Sandler movie "You Don't Mess With The Zohan".

     

    Great stuff, a return to form. It's not as good as Waterboy, but it's in the same league, unlike Click.

     

    I love a good dumb comedy, and this was that.

     

    DISCLAIMER:

     

    Movie is much funnier if you are Jewish, know a bit of Hebrew, and are familiar with Israeli culture.

     

    You're jewish?

     

    (No...it's a joke. You know...from the other thread...)

     

    If one more person mentions that, I'm changing my location to From: Jewish.

     

    That isn't so much a threat as a statement of intent.

     

    Hell I might do it anyway.

  5. It's geometry finals tomorrow, then a week of getting up at 4, and then it's off to the Holy Ground for me.

     

    Israel, that is.

     

    A week in the North, and a week in Jerusalem. I've been getting more religious this year, so the timing is pretty good.

  6. That new Adam Sandler movie "You Don't Mess With The Zohan".

     

    Great stuff, a return to form. It's not as good as Waterboy, but it's in the same league, unlike Click.

     

    I love a good dumb comedy, and this was that.

     

    DISCLAIMER:

     

    Movie is much funnier if you are Jewish, know a bit of Hebrew, and are familiar with Israeli culture.

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