Vagabond

You're never gonna get jacked like that

(i haven't stopped drinking or smoking don't worry, i just haven't in a minute)

FUCK UP SOME WEIGHTS, YEAH

I haven't had a drink since early june and I haven't smoked since may so get away from me with that devil weed and or devil liquid

I'M STRAIGHT EDGE BACK OFF

Honestly it sounds more chill, bro.

I been gettin pretty swole myself everyone. You uh, cut out soy protein and replace it with animal protein, throw in a bunch of bicep curls, some vertical presses, some deadlifts, tricep curls obviously, gotta work on the tris...skip leg day. It's pretty chill.

I MEANT THE IRON CURTAIN OBVIOUSLY

SAVING YOUR ASSES IF YOU WERE WEST OF THE BERLIN WALL OR GREECE

OR THE 1966 WORLD CUP

Yeah you know what else is an American thing to do? SAVING YOUR ASSES IN WORLD WAR II

Yeah but the brits are barbecuing and saying "mad" so I think we're winning.

USA USA

Oh man the americanization hahaha.

What can you expect when they're all descended from convicts and irishmen?

"Not the first time, but it may well be the last time."

Happy birthday.

How did I miss out on the rolling stones?

http://youtu.be/0Gy3PH4Sf6g

Ok so if i spend 12 pounds a day that is....500 dollars on beer. sounds reasonable.

Looks like it won't be a problem in York. How much is a pint of real ale, like 3 pounds?

Cool, cool. I'll drink milds or bitters or whatever, we just don't really have them in America.

it's me he was trying to threaten. LMAO yes there is a strong big bang theory component.

He's trying to be an internet tough guy but he looks like Woody Allen

Meanwhile on twitter

Some american beers are really good some of them are just stupid. I feel like a lot of the time it's just hipsters trying to show off their dick size by drinking the most bitter IPA possible.

I mean it's a place with a lot of different good beers that aren't mad expensive microbrews.

I dunno I drink a lot of stouts and porters in America but mostly in the winter when it's cold. Our ales are usually really heavily hopped and pretty different from english ales, from what I can tell.