daughterofman

Hello.

 

Issac Hayes just died and Father Ted was just singing "Shaft".

 

I'll get back to you.

 

LA-DEE-DA-DEE-DA

(Rikki Fulton)

 

On the seventeenth of March in La-dee-da-dee-da, a son was born to Mrs. Da-dee-dum

He'd arms, two legs, a mouth, and ears and eyes, and the usual la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

As he grew up he La-dee-da-dee-da, grew quicker than his other da-dee-dums

And when he was fifteen, everyone remarked, on his great big la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

He met a girl in La-dee-da-dee-da, she was pretty but a little da-dee-dum

But the reason that he her loved best was, she did na' mind his la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

Her mother was awfully La-dee-da-dee-da, her father was completely da-dee-dum

And they sat down to dinner of Salmon mayonnaise, and a bowl of la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

Now all went well till La-dee-da-dee-da, he went to take a bite of da-dee-dum

He coked the plate and the Salmon mayonnaise, fell upon his la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

Her mother cried loudly, “La-dee-da-dee-da”, her father sort of mumbled, “Da-dee-dum”

And her mother said, “Dear, you must try to find a boy, with a smaller la-dee-da-dee-dum.”

 

They married in the springtime of La-dee-da-dee-da, the honeymooned in lovely Da-dee-dum

But they found that they could na' get in the double bed, for his great big la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

So they decided La-dee-da-dee-da, to use to single beds for da-dee-dum

They slept together and they used the other one, just to rest his la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

On the nineteenth of March in La-dee-da-dee-da, he took ill with an attack of da-dee-dum

They wrapped him up in bandages that ended with a bow, round his la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

He died on the morning of La-dee-da-dee-da, a victim of the dreaded da-dee-dum

They put him in the coffin, but they could na' shut the lid, for his great big la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

So the undertaker La-dee-da-dee-da, Decided on a plan for da-dee-dum

He built a special coffin roughly three feet, two by one, just to take his la-dee-da-dee-dum

 

Now you can read on his tombstone, La-dee-da-dee-da, The son of La-dee-da-dee-dum

Here lies his body and in the next grave up, but one, lies his La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-dum

well...lah de dah. can i have the last 5 minutes of my life back please or is it lost forevermore along with issac hayes and the father ted dude that mad irish fucker

Wait...if you're new, why are we sharing? I already know about me!

 

Favourite Hellblazer write is Jamie Delano.

Drop by the Hellblazer section for more in-depth discussions.

wow the welcoming medal is on its way to you christian...of course you know about you.....oh never mind

so.........am new to the forum folks care to share?

 

favourite plot lines/writers?

 

Constantine: that eternally righteous and smartarsed barstard

Welcome, daughter! We have threads upon threads on this stuff, so get tucked in!

I'm a fan of Delano and Mike Carey, myself. How about you?

cheers red, i will invstigate threads etc., Delano & Carey rule of course but my personal favourite is Garth Ennis or on occasion Warren Ellis. Eveyone seems to be reading the new issues, whereas I am somewhat lost in time with back issues about 10 years old!

so.........am new to the forum folks care to share?

favourite plot lines/writers?

Constantine: that eternally righteous and smartarsed barstard