Max Eisenberg
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Has anyone seen this? Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell... INTRUDER.
trailer:
http://www.fullmoondirect.com/trailers/intruder_trailer.mov
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Pooka, just look for anything from Full Moon Studios. They embrace their position as an exclusively B-movie studio! Such gems as the Trancers and Puppet Master series, the aformentioned Dollman, Subspecies and Demonic Toys series', even things like Lance Henriksen's The Pit And The Pendulum...
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Courtesy of my good friend Max, I have recently seen this:
Awww, here and I thought you enjoyed that!
re: the world's worst wax museum - my favorite quote is regarding Hammer Horror -- "...British remakes of Universal's monster movies, only bloodier, but I can't really say since haven't seen any..."
or re: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark:
"...I only know Elvira through the cartoons..."
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I just sold NYX 1-5 for $70 on eBay. Turned it right around and bought six or seven excellent trades and graphic novels from khepri.com. I feel I made out extremely well.
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John Byrnes is prolly a little stupid because the guy has a ego the size of europe.
Bigger... I'm thinking the Asian continent.
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Actually it should be "care of Mr Max Eisenberg"
Aw, bless you, but I was far too lazy to do more than zap you the cover image...
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Where does she keep her guns
That's why she's so grumpy...
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Would have been tickled if Will Smith had played Constantine...
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We're a very fragile people on this side of the ocean, you know.
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"detective John Constantine"?
Bet she watched the movie.
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Show me cool things you have bought lately
As Borat would say (Ali G's transcendantly hilarious character) might say:
"She was NICE!"
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What about a "pimp slap?"
Does a pimp dish out a "bitch slap" as well, or is that only if HE gets walloped by said bitch?
Maybe we could keep mixing it up and get "hand bitch", which would suggest to me someone possessing a special skill... ;-)
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I remember seeing this on the net years ago when they first announced they were making plans to turn Preacher into a movie....Samuel L. Jackson drawn as the Saint Of Killers!
Wow! I like that sketch!
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Sadly, THE INTIMATES just isn't doing it for me. Gave it a good try but have dropped it.
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...And without James Marsden playing Jesse Custer too thanks very much.
Iron out a few of those wrinkles - bammo!
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Oh dear: misogyny, homophobia AND violence.
How very american of you.
That's an interesting wrinkle, putting down a prejudiced remark with one that's just as prejudiced.
Well, no, it is not.
Since all of the three I cited are intrinsic to and overlooked in the "very american" use of the term bitchslap in that context. Do you see ? It is the term "bitchslap" that I was referring to as american - and misogynistic, and homophobic (in this context), and violent.
Also, my three prejudices outweigh the american one.
Personally, I love the term 'bitch slap'.
'Pimp hand' is way up there for me as well.
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I quite like the ads - the bit where the store clerk looks up and the angel wings unfurl from his back stands out as something a little different, caught my attention.
I just wish at the end the deep voice was dramatically saying something different, like "UNDERWORLD II" or "VAN HELSING 2005"...
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Just saw a TV ad for the movie...
:::sigh:::
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Can I just say how much I fucking despise that Simply JD character?
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Wishlists.
in Comics
A slightly odd choice Resurection man no. 8, reason is Ive got number 9 and it part of a very funny crossover with Tommy Monaghan and Nat of Hitman. Genius second half and Ive always been annoyed i couldn't find the first part.Pretty sure I have that someplace... I'll see if I can't dig it up. Send me a PM so I don't forget.
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("Ah, so that's what an eviserated cartoon character would look like - interesting").
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Who gives a damn about comic shop nerds ?*
I do! I do! I love ALL of you geeky losers! Every one!
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Damn it! I knew this day was coming! Been dreading it since issue #12. It's been Vertigo's lowest (of the low sellers) since issue #2, I do believe....
Every month, I'd check the Vertigo Previews section and look for that FINAL ISSUE mark next to "Human Target", glad to not see it.
It was one of Vertigo's Top Three Books, for my money.
I just knew it was too good of a book to be true!
Milligan's run on "X-Men" looks fun enough, but he won't be able to do what he was doing in "X-Statix" or what he was doing in "Human Target" on "X-Men".
Not sure I'd give it quite tyhat praise... it was spotty... but yeah, it was better than most of the garbage printed. Sorry to see it go. One of the few books these days with one-off issues (as opposed to an eternal PART 3 OF SEVEN), kind of a novelty that made me realize how much I missed single-issue stories...
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I heard his Captain America was also pretty good, and so was his "Team #1" with Spider-man an Wolverine.
I personally enjoy The Walking Dead, and Am infact thinking about getting a Poster of one of the issues.
His Cap blew monkeys, but we forgive him because WALKING DEAD is irresistible.
Attack Of The Killer Bs....
in Bring the Noise
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None of them are really that scary... it's the kitsch factor that I enjoy. They're low-quality in all respects, but earnest. The very definition of B!