My number one interest is watching the apes on parade, that's right, while watching the news or some kind of public gathering I'll sit there and imagine that all the people are chimpanzees or guerillas in human clothes doing exactly what they're doing. It makes politics fantastic. And history for that matter.<br /> All too frequently, random strangers will come up to me at the bus stop or where ever and share strange pieces of their bizarre lives, like the sailor who found an SUV floating in the middle of the Atlantic in which was a very disturbed cat living off of sea growth and rain water. Don't know if that was true or not, but the story just randomly came my way while waiting for the bus. Besides, in cases like this, it's not about the truth, it's about the telling of the story. That sailor spun an excellent yarn, great turns of phrase. <br /> I guess my interests generate randomly...