new_age_bastard

Or tofu, it could be tofu.

No really, grass/tofu there is a connection.

Shut up

No you shut up.

Thats it i have had enough of you guys, i'm leaving.

Thank god he's gone, now where were we?

Well i'm away to bed now and even though i have a loving girlfriend a decently paid but depressing job and good friends i get fucked up dreams.

What i want to know is what are the weirdest dreams you guys have?

Or even boring normal dreams which i sort of think is weirder but i digress, just list weird dreams and stuff. Funny, sad, boring, horny, dangerous, convictible or even commitable.

So we can all laugh at eachother and be mean, or supportive.

whichever is good for you.

Almost apart from the idle threats of death from beloved matriarchs which followed by a cleaver can cause one to reconsider there position and clean up ones act.

No-one delivers a kicking like a mothers love.

Dear God their uglier than the offspring of a warthog and Margeret Thatcher after its been ravaged by the Black Death.

Oh its a red squirrel their rare you know. Aww isn't it cute wheres that pot now.

Nah its cool

Oh yeah! Good adivce Pooka! "Don't say you don't drink, because it's something you have to do"....Next thing we know, you'll discover that he's an alcoholic, and we'll get replies from him at some internet cafe talking about his beard, his smelly clothes, his home on the streets, and his drinking lighter fluid.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey that was me last year, want some free advice, if you want to become a drunk move home to your parents it saves the trouble of sobering up after three months and finding yourself lying to a shrink so they don't lock you away. After being forcibly relocated to your old bedroom in your parents and being given the "we knew you couldn't handle yourself" speech for the rest of existence.

Besides that sound like a guy Red Gerry one of Belfasts resident and most famous bums.

Suppose, or maybe its someone to make Impulse look good, Dammit i mean Kid Flash.

stupid DC

Alas no i am not.

I wish i was oh how i wish i was.

The beard is gone now, meaning that i now look disturbingly like Rorschacts cuter and younger brother.

The Bastard's Girlfriend - yeah though he does get on strangely a lot like Bender...

I love her especially when she reads over my shoulder and corrects spelling.

Leave it no leave it alone...

Marvel confuses me a lot these days there is way to many different stories going on for the one character or team. Its all a damn incentive to make you buy as many different comics as possible, like that bloody war games crap the bat collection of comics is running. grumble. i refuse to buy it on being stingy principle.

I like Identity Crisis though i find i have to agree it is going to be a horrible let down when they reveal whose been doing all the killing. However its still got me hooked.

P.S. Which fucking female super speedster would even consider sleepin with Boomerang. I mean really.

Batman rumour i heard is that the Red hood is making a comeback. Now is it the Joker or that really depressed guy that went sidewalk diving in Grant Morrisons Animal Man. I wonder...

This is a pic of me for my 23 birthday on July the 15th.

Notoriously drunk stoned and a couple of other things. Heh heh... At my local metal joint slash sort of legal pub, The Venue.

I watch the OC avidly and really enjoy it.

Summer looks grat as Wonder Woman, cuppeth orerflow hmmm...

Anyway at least it isn't anywhere near as bad as dawsons Creek, not that was a pile of shit.

Nice, i love the sketchiness of this piece.

It really lends to the characters natural darkness.

Yeah i'm really enjoying this new run from DC.

Mainly cause it as my favourite bow and arrow expert narrating it.

Plus once again Johns is taking aim pulling down his pants and defiling poor Wally again. But its for his own good. That series of The Flash was getting really boring before he stepped in.

Anyway most of my friends are pretty hyped about it. And i just wanted to see how you guys felt about this mini.

My parents got me and my sister. I can lie my way out of any psych test and my sister can sleep through any.

This is the oddest thing though i soon will have my own study. yes one of those rooms where i can retire to read books (comics) work on obscure projects and generally avoid reality.

Its great i feel like my Dad now.

Nude pictures.

Dear God i've been gone so long i must have forgotten all this.

No no this is a new feature. I think.

I'll have two with fruit and one of you on the Motor way to Glengormley.

(Brace for slap)

Dragon pretty indeed.

Love the shading effects you obtained.

Must show this to my girlfriend she loves dragons.