Brent Ostler

The best place for it I reckon.

Only another couple of centuries of posting at my current rate and I'll hit the lofty heights currently occupied by Christian and Mark.

Just noticed I've finally hit 100 posts after having joined about 23 months ago.

Welcome Arrazello, another miserable old firebreather on board is always a good thing.

Hank Scorpio? :huh:

The resemblance is uncanny I'd say.

Deposition of an expert witness who has calculated that a distance of 3 3/16 inches on a diagram with a scale of 1 inch to 20 feet represents approximately 68 feet (if by approximately he means with a margin of error of 4.25 feet then yes he's correct).

Some enterprising company has been conning thousands of wealthy Japanese ladies into believing lambs were valuable miniature poodles.

I wish I Brent Ostler had thought of this idea first.

I love "It" and that thing out of Poltergeist but other than that I don't really know of any other scary clowns.

You naive fool! Each and every single clown is scary! :unsure:

Jim Cramer manipulates the markets

I love this guy. He's my idol in the business world.

I like that idiot test.

I passed first time and even with some damn projectionist talking in my ear about tropical fish.

So I'm no idiot I'm just the twat that posts he's not an idiot using his spoof account.

Children of Men is a fantastic movie.

The media content seen in the movie was created by Foreign Office and a movie of the stuff they created can be seen here. http://www.foreignoffice.com/projekts/movies/movie_com.htm

It is great stuff and much of it would have been in "blink and you'll miss it" moments in the actual movie.

Farting game

Fart without the bloke next to you noticing.

This one's for me, hagren, wolvy, and anyone else who needs encouragement to kick ass on a test or in life.

 

Ha ha. Charlie have you seen the Sweep the Leg music video?

It's bloody great.

I'm sorry to hear that Hagren. You'll be able to resit the exam though surely, I hope you can and I'm sure you'll do a great deal better next time around.

I love this story.

Mitchell Wal-Mart employees upset bomb threat didn't lead to evacuation

 

Last Saturday afternoon Eva Voorhees heard the clatter of feet on the roof of the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Mitchell where she works in the photo department -- but it wasn’t the pitter-patter of reindeer.

 

It was the police looking for a bomb. Up front, police officers, the SWAT Team and others were busy searching the store while customers were browsing for gift. They looked in jewelry counters, wrapping paper, freezers, the back room where trucks unload and closets at Tire Lube Express.

 

During the nearly two-hour search Wal-Mart officials opted not to evacuated the busy discount store even though police recomended they do so. Wal-Mart officials said the call was a hoax and not a threat.

 

The incident has family members of Wal-Mart employees criticizing store officials for failing to take police’s recommendation to evacuate.

 

Voorhees has worked at the Mitchell discount chain since Wal-Mart Supercenter opened in 2001. Her daughter, Charlotte Goode, 36, said Voorhees called her Sunday, crying and upset as she relayed the story.

 

“It’s right before Christmas. They were swamped with people,” she said. “To me, they endangerd the community, customers and associates. They put making a buck ahead of public safety.”

Profits before safety! Too bloody right.

What a prick.

Sorry Trace.

Top 10 3D Sidewalk Drawings

These are really quite astonishing.