Brent Ostler

I had a dream that one of you guys (i'm not sure who, i just remeber that it was a he and that i though of him in the dream as a STH man) came to live in Bahrain in the middle of the summer, so I went to pick him up at the airport and when he first stepped out, he howled, stripped to his skivies and started shouting "I am the Summer Nymph!"

That was probably Spiderlegs.

The number of fake posters to the forum seems to be on the increase lately.

Great work Sean but why is that huge mutated rat leering at the little girl.

He's a very handsome boy Keeyah. You chose a good'un there.

He's a cutie, Keeyah.

 

The Pie Family.

They look like the cats from The Village of the Damned or something. Well Puddin and Pie do, I think Sparky looks kinda normal he must have inherited the good genes from his father.

I best be careful as I'm talking you up, Pooka, this crowd seems pretty protective of you!

I am but a weak and feeble woman.

I can't believe no-one has made a Kingnob joke yet.

Well some of us have more class than that.

Don't want it to end.

Me neither. But in the event that it must end I'd choose an unhappy ending.

Forgot to add "served with a sneer."

Well I took that as a given.

It wouldn't be a proper full English without all that grease. :D

Or more properly the full Irish as they were of that nationality.

No but you may call me Matt if that isn't too confusing especially as Brent Ostler is my real name. :D

That's a very good letter there Balthy thanks for posting it.

Talk around the household is of getting an xbox360 for xmas, I'm not so sure of it though. Anyone got any thoughts on the console? Good or bad?

I haven't got one but the talk of it is that it is the bees knees when it comes to consoles and definitely worth getting over the yet to be produced PS3.

Because the HIV virus was designed by Jesus himself, the Blessed Mother says, scientists will never find a cure for it.

:o

That Jesus is one hell of a biological engineer ain't he. ;)

Quite right Carmody you tell inca.

Drink milk. That's all.

I've been working a damn long day today and I have to get up early tomorrow to do yet another 12 hour day at work and to make things even better I have to get even earlier on Monday and work a damn 13 hour day. :D

You're not punching me in my night young fella me lad.

....hence all the shit-flinging.

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As I'm sure all the regulars know my real name is Brent Ostler.

That's me.

Inca will lose everything he holds dear. :lol:

First Pooka declares that she prefers me to him and now Keeyah is coming over to my side. Soon they will all be mine and then Inca will have no one but Christian. :D

Inca will never be back if I have my way.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

Why do we never have sausages in bacon any other time of the year?

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Because christmas is the only time of year that pigs are prepared to eat other pigs to give us sausage wrapped in bacon.

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Interesting idea Keeyah. I wouldn't know as my religion prevents me from eating the flesh of swine.

Why thank you very much. It feels so much better now I've thrown off the shackles of pretending to be Inca.

How do you feel about snails?

Brent Ostler likes very much dining at French restaurants. :D

That is a certainty unfortunately.

Well that's good to hear Keeyah. :D