Demon Chas08

Shame on you Mark! You should have started this thread.

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Name's Kory.

Micheal Jackson is greatest pop star ever.........FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

Post if you like bats!!!!! :cool:

He'll still do the same shit again , regardless for what that prat of a lawyer says.

John:(after watching "Constanteen")Must.....Send.....Keanu...To Hell!

What pains me is Michael trying to put up a united front with the collection of freaks that is his family.  Joseph wont be up for Father of the Year until he reaches Hell.

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Joseph-he should've died a long time ago

Katherine-Nobody wants to be a Jehovah's wittness.

Janet-I still blame her for ruining TV and more censorship.

LaToya- career flop,but now think Jacko's not guilty.

No comment on the other brothers(i.e. Tito)

I'd rather be anywhere but this country.

John:For the last bloody time,I'm not a watcher!

What the reason they aquitted him? "No proof" or what?

 

Apparently not. One juror said there really was no "smoking gun" to point them in the right direction. The porn and booze, well, he wasn't in court for owning porn and booze. e was in court for molestation and the jury felt that there was no evidence of that. :rolleyes:

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Lying Bastards! :ph34r:

Goddamn those jurors,Goddamn them all! Shit! Fuck! I should 've slept throughout the entire day and night.What's next, rapists getting off free?

NOT GUILTY?!

Son of a bitch,man. As of right now I officially hate my country and the braindead morons that still like that friggin' pedophile. :icon_twosgun:

Mange:Why do I have to be in rabbit's bastard body?!

John:Alright,Which one of you wankers stole me Silk Cut?

Emma:I feel so left out these days

Nigel Archer:Hi,I'm Nige and welcome to dumbasre

Brendan:What,no drinks in heaven?

Gemma:(channeling Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman:Attorney At Law)Ha,Ha! Dangly Parts.

S.W. Manor:Why won't you love me,Fergus?!

Father Sean:Oh,for fuck's sake! Stop yellin' at the damned TV,you prick!

Chas:John,where's my cab?

Thomas Constantine:I need a hug.

Nergal:Grr,Arrgh!

Angie:(on john's ex-girlfriends)So much for Talk Shows,eh?

Renee: How come I get no respect from the fans?

Straff:Why do I have to die?

(Rocky and Bullwinkle spoof)

Zatanna:Hey,John! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

John:Again?

Zatanna:Presto(out comes Mange)

Mange:Kill me,already.ya effing cow!(goes back in the hat)

Zatanna:I should've lobotomized him when I had the chance.

John:And now here's something we hope you really like.

Now that you mention it Ellie was at John big 4-0.

Papa Midnite:Does my new look make me metrosexual or a one dimentional pimp?

Gemma:(pissed off)Stop comparing my to Buffy!

I saw this type of threads on other message boards,so I figure we should have one.

Kit:John,*sobs hysterically*I'm Gonna Have Your BABY!!!

John:(running and screaming) NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Chas:Renee,I used to wear angora sweaters.

Renee:(sobbing)Oh,Chas! And I thought you were so butch!

"The Broad Majestic Shannon" is probably a close 2nd for me....

 

Oh, and lest we forget the god-awful Nancy Collins' "Swamp Thing" debacle; the title of her "John has a pirate ancestor" story-arc was "Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash". So, even though she can't write, she seems to have good taste in music (either that, or else Ennis named the story for her).

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I can only say one thing in defense: Lady Jane (don't hit me) :wacko:

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Isn't that cute....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!

Ditto on the parents!

Me too,little buddy.Me too.

In other words Francis Lawrence is Nergal in disguise.

Pardon me,for the record:Francis Lawrence is a arsehole.