Jon

Given that this thread was started by Mick, I think I read its title and subtitle about 10 times, laughing hysterically each time.

 

Did i not write it well.... it is one of my many many flaws, along with terrible terrible tasteless jokes...

Mick, nice to see that you and your poor grammar are alive and well

Well, its been a while since i last showed my ulgy mug around this place.

For those of you who care, let me tell you whats been going on with me:

The last 3 or so months have been kind of weird for me. OCD finally got the best of me and I started therapy. I have been learning and understanding a lot about myself and the way my fucked up head works and that puts a lot of things in perspective now. Some days are better than others, but nothing too serious.

I still work in advertising, though i might have realized its not what i really wanna do but a part of me still enjoys it.

I finally got a PS3 and a High def TV, so...hooray for me. Downside is that there are a million games I wanna buy but cant afford,hehe.

Still single

Still fat, but not as fat as i used to be

Still addicted to nicotine......way to addicted maybe

Still a drunk

Still a nerd.

And those were enough "still´s" for one evening, so i am getting the fuck off. I´ll try to visit more. It was good seeing all of ya.......

Kisses and hugs. Jon

i bought comics the other day.....like,real comics.....as in paper.

It might not mean much to any of you, but i havent bought comics in years so i am really proud of myself.

saw it yesterday and i fucking loved it. Themomento the joker showed up i almost shit my pants ( i think i might have a little bit).

Everything about the movie was perfect, but i´ll have to see it again cause i have a problem about not sitting far from the screen at the movie theatre. If i am not as far as possible i have troubles seeing the entire screen as a whole and i get all dizzy and confused,hahaa.

you mean whats going on with me right this second??? well,let me tell you. I am all alone at work at 11 in the night,enjoying a beer, listening to bad religion really loud and writing scripts for a TV ad, allready getting a bit drunk and i also just found a pack of cigarettes somebody left behind.....yep,life´s good.

so, the island is actually Atlantis....who is with me,huh,huh,who´s with me??????

Nobody???? ok, you will all see when i am proven right by that bunch of acid eaters that write the show.

hi,i am still around. Its just that these days i lurk in the shadows rather than post.

I spend to much time at work and sometimes its hard to post........actually i am just lazy. When i was a young member i liked to post for no reason, but nowadays i like to post for some reason,but i dont seem to find that too much lately.

rilo kiley- under the blacklight

I hope they don't kill of claire but I think it is unevitable that she will fall...

as long as she falls naked, i am ok with it.

and that was all for this weeks " easy jokes with jon"

next episode will air next month,right?

yep, not much to say about the episode,except for a few bits:

a) Ben is a fucking lunatic....pure evil.

b) Ben probably has some kind of power that lets him comunicate with the others?

c) The others like to whisper, a lot.

d) Penelopes father wanting to turn the island into some kind of theme park??????? come on, economical profit doesnt sound right as motiv in this show.

e) Juliete has nice boobs.

Other than that, the episode kind of sucked.

Yeah, the black finger nails where all part of John being punkish and stuff, wich i find way out of character. Nevertheless, i also find Frusins art in hellblazer quite fiting for the series......probably one of my favourite HB artists ( The first being sean Phillips).

Last episode was maybe the craziest of... ever!

crazy indeed,but for me it was fucking awesome.

Do you guys think that alvar hanso found out about the island from the black pearl´s log book?

unless he went all michael jackson on us.

You have the conclusion to the family man story.there are some pretty good stand alone stories and there´s also a two parter story about meat.

same here man......i woke up this morning to get to my new job and i found myself vomiting and well......diahrreic.

PS: My ass burns......literally.

well, 2008 has brought what i have been waiting so long for.....and that is a job in a big Advertising agencie.

I start as a trainee copywriter on monday in one of the biggest ad agencies down here. Being kind of an intership there´s not a lot of money but i dont really care since all i want right now is to work and learn and bust my ass....money will come in time.

This agencia has some realy cool acounts.....such as coca-cola, sony....and a whole bunch of other brands that you guys wont recognize.

So,whats going on with me?? well,I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!

its not that hearing his confession has the power to make someone go crazy, its just that some of the thing the FOTF knows about god would turn any priest mad.

And yes,he has told the story to John in issue 83

well,i decided to quit my newly found job.

Why? basically they screw me. They had hired me to be sub-manager of a store. I worked there for about a month as a regular salesman and i decided to talk to my supervisor to see when was i going to start my duties as sub-manager.....my incompetent lady supervisor told me that they had decided to offer the job they hired me for to someone else in the company who was going to quit,so in order to retain her they ofered her my position.

They also told me that they would like me to stay as a salesman for very little money, so SCREW THEM I AM OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!

used to have earings....its been years since i wore one. Glad you liked the strip.

this is the first in a series of funny strips about the misadventures of a young aspiring copywriter (,yeah,that would be me):

Guy with the afro: " yeah, you have a nice portfolio, but we are not hiring right now..."

Guy with the baseball cap: " yeah, you have a nice portfolio, but we are not hiring right now..."

shaved head guy: " yeah, you have a nice portfolio, but we are not hiring right now..."

Fat guy in the hot dogs kart: " yeah kid, you have anice portfolio...but i am not hiring"

Ah! You see, when you said you were English, I took it that you were an American. No matter.

 

I'm apathy, I hardly post anything of substance because I don't think it is worth the effort.

 

Sometimes I wish my name was Kate.

Then i shall cal you kate from now on.

the business is relative.

I like the fact that they are going for a self contained story....those were the best kind of stories in the comic.

the funniest part is that while the bird in question was comitting murder, a bunch of other birds( about 5 or 6 of a different species) started gathering around to see the show....really,i am not joking.