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ANd we call this one, "What would happen if Golum and Spock had a child."

Hooray!!! Our first two-page thread and it's already WAY off topic

Damn these insipid smiley faces

Sounds like a challenge....

I have lots of nice stuff to say. He's nice to look at, if I found him tied up in my basement I wouldn't object too much.... Besides, he makes a really good Neo.

I've got a high tolerance level, my uncle makes you look like an amateur. Besides, your posts comprise a good 30% of the board dialogue, without which I'd be doing homework right now.

Aww, my first Rogan-molested post, I think I'm going to frame it! Now I REALLY feel like I belong.

That's being nice?He looks like his head's in a vice...

OK, ok, I'm done, no more mocking in this thread, cross my heart (and my fingers)

GPA = Grade Point Average, aka what I have to keep above a 3.0 if I want to continue using and abusing the university's lovely T1 connection. As long as I can maintain a 3.0 I am safe from the prospect of having to get a "real" job.

Pun intended? Considering her boyfriend was there too, I'm gonna say no.

Sounds intriguing... There goes the GPA for this semester.

Bizzarre and able to hold their liquor! Just watched a 6'6" football player get his ass handed to him by an itty-bitty little japanese girl while they were matching shots :-) Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside... Or in his case queasy.

Did you play the game, or just quote it? And if you played the game how was it?

Made by the linen maker Kameo

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Anybody else a little worried that a linen making company got into making adult toys? I mean I guess it makes sense, it seems to just be an oddly shaped pillow, but it still strikes me as slightly bizzarre....

Then comes anger, keanu/shia-hating, then the humor defense mechanism kicks in, and later on, i wind up desecrating Bradstreet covers with Keanu's mug... :p

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Sacrilege! Next you'll be editing out John's cigarettes and adding packs of nicoret gum, maybe turning his pint into a rootbeer float.

What would REALLY be nice, in my "computers are magic and if you click your heels together three times and wish really hard they'll do whatever you want" world (where admittedly the sky is a funny lime green color and nobody makes me go to class) would be for there to be a way to import or save the old forum, or at least the active threads.

Yeah yeah, I know, not gonna happen, but maybe if we clap our hands REAL hard and say "I do believe in fairies...."

Disturbingly enough, yes, that's less depressing than Bush. Sure Michael Jackson is a creepy pedifile transvestite made out of plastic and play dough, but at least he's not running a country.

Aww, but that's beyond depressing. I half expect a new rash of suicide cults to pop up after November's elections... In much more entertaining news:

Punch-up at tomb of Jesus

Allyn Fisher-Ilan in Jerusalem

Tuesday September 28, 2004

The Guardian

Fistfights broke out yesterday between Christians gathered on the site of the crucifixion and burial of Jesus Christ.

"There was lots of hitting going on. Police were hit, monks were hit ... there were people with bloodied faces," said a witness in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, reputed to be Golgotha where Christ was crucified, and the site of the tomb where he was buried.

The punch-up erupted during a procession to mark the discovery in 327 by Helena, mother of Constantine, of the True Cross.

A Greek Orthodox cleric said Franciscans had left open their chapel door in what was taken as disrespect. Priests and worshippers hit one another at the doorway dividing Orthodox and Franciscans, said a police spokesman.

Arrests were made but nobody was seriously hurt.

"This is supposed to be a festive time," said Pandelemos, an Orthodox cleric afterward at the site of the tomb.

"We are all Christians, and there is nothing to fight about," said David Khoury, a Franciscan.

The row was the latest in a series of disputes at the church, where six Christian denominations guard rights laid down in an Ottoman law of 1757 to separate parts of the Romanesque building, built by Crusaders in 1149 on the earlier Byzantine basilica.

Two years ago, Ethiopian and Copt monks threw stones at each other over rights to the church roof.

Hopefully not TOO soon, there are some entertaining threads still going on the other one. A gradual transition would be nice... Maybe a "no starting new threads on the old board" policy.

Aw, come on Rogan, not more Bush bullshit... It's on every channel, every newspaper, every radio station, can't we at least leave it out of the Hellblazer forum? I admit it, my country elected an imbecil for a president. Worse, there's a good chance they'll re-elect him come November. Short of a tactical nuke I haven't come up with a way to get around this situation, but can we at least not beat it into the ground anymore? Pretty please? With surgar on top?

So has anybody else fallen in love with this title?

Written by Jonathan Vankin, drawn by Leigh Gallagher, and just generally awsome in my own (not nearly as humble as it should be) opinion.