Pooka

Yeah, I can't see them either. :(

If I could work my scanner, and knew how to post pictures (I tried, guys, it didn't work) I'd put my boys up here. Plus I'd put up a picture of Skinny Boy, the stray who bites, with his cute little white back toes.

Yes, he's bit me again, which means, as has been pointed out, it's the return of Cat Woman. *Hiss...Scratch*

All this talk of custom titles, I notice our dear Consumer of Narcotics is now a taxi driver. That can't be safe!

I can't find the appropriate thread, so feel free to move this post.

My ex was very good friends with my ex-ex, even in a band with him, but in my defence I dated Nathan when I was 16-17 and Joe when I was 21, and they met in the meantime. They ended up sharing a house, which I thought was wierd, cos I imagined them going "So, when she was with you, did she do...." but they never did. Gays. :rolleyes:

League Against Tedium aka Simon Munnerry, used to write a spoof column in the NME about 10-12 years ago, all about an old punk still fighting the class war. It was excellent, and if any are on the net, someone please find them. Fave line "The middle class, stealing the food from babies mouths to feed their PONIES"

Inca, is that a box of Marlboro Lights in your hands in the top photo? <_<

Atticus, if you ever need a second girlfriend to show off at parties.... ;)

Inky, I'll be waiting.

*Bats eyelids....but who's eyelids?*

Yes, Inca's right, the other Biology teacher was telling us his mate's sis had a back of the eye op and pop out it came while they did the biz, then back in again.

Mark/Sean, yes, I remember now, haven't seen it for about 10 years, and my old woman's brain gets a bit befuddled. :lol:

That's the old woman's brain I keep in a jar by the bed, not my own, of course.

Well done Sean, I knew I could rely on you to know, even if our friendly neighbourhood Irishman didn't know. :) I was also told how to say "can I go to the toilet?" which is actually something like "please can I step outside for a little while", but it was really long and complicated, so I didn't bother.

This one isn't actually at all amusing, but I'll post it anyway...

 

In 'Youngstown' by Brooce Springsteen (it's on The Ghost Of Tom Joad, possibly his best album) I persistently still hear the line

 

"Them smokestacks reaching like the arms of God

Into a beautiful sky of soot and clay"

 

as "...into a beautiful sky of Southern grey"

 

I still don't know which version I prefer. Ditto 'Visions of Johanna' by Dylan, in which I always hear "she's delicate, and seems like the mirror" as "...delicate, and seems like Vermeer", which is just so clearly a better line I choose to believe the published lyric has a typo.

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I thought it was "Delicate and seems like veneer" as in a superfical appearance. Also better, I think.

They're just optical illusions. I was making some kids look at them in an ICT class when they should have been working. :) Btw, I'm ok now, nothing of Inca's is surging through me anymore.

You'd just look like a bunch of dirty old men in Flasher Macs. :)

Come on, Lou, let's have some more fabulous toy fighting from your good self.

Today has been slow, so I bullied my French teacher friend, chasing him round the staff room so he jumped onto a desk to avoid getting a kicking from me. Bet when you were all at school you never thought that's what the staff were up to behind that forbidden door. :D

Yes, I've seen Un Chien Andalou (just cos I know a French guy dosn't mean I can spell in French) and I thought the eyeball slicing a little tame, also, is it Zombie Flesh Eaters with the underwater eyeball piercing scene? Bit crap, but zombies and eyes, let's face it, Sick as Fuck Pooka is here to stay for a while.

Apparantly, there's enough give in the muscle around the eye to pull your eyeball out and rest it on your cheek.

:) I was just doing the crap girl thing. I do look like my hair is melting into the sky cos I'm so blonde tho. Thanks anyway, guys.

Donny, that's not you! That's your good looking mate, Bill! <_<

Lou and Guzzy both have beautiful eyes.

Surely it's with and "oo" sound in your part of the world.

 

Ee-by-gum, lad, I'd loove a coop of tea and a barm cake.

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A barm cake is what those Lancastrian scum say. We say butty. Get it right.

Sean, I don't mean to offend you, but you look like the doctor from Voyager in that photo. :p

I'm pretending to be an Action Figure there, on my own little plinth with my name on.

God, I look fat.

Anyway, to get that shot we had to take a "long-cut" down some dangerously windy, steep roads (Well done again, Annika) in a left hand drive car jus t cos it had my name. But we never got to Lower Bell End, just imagine the photo's from there!

Yes, Master....Must...Kill...Donny....

Good to have you back, Maddi, we just need Minx and we can start partying again.

Well, we've had Mad Pooka, Depressed Pooka, Sexy Pooka and my new incarnation Sick-As-Fuck Pooka.

I wonder what I'll be next?

I...Am now....in....Inca's....Power.... :mellow:

I remember footage of American soldiers during the first Gulf war and one was there going on about all the explosions in the sky etc "It's like 4th of July!" he beamed. :o

So, how old's this one, Inca?

<_< I hope that wasnt a sneak jibe at my downfalls Misses !!!

 

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BTW Im now above Rogan on todays top ten poseurs !!!!  :D

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You young pups. Wait til you're over 30. Great for women, but you'll all be fat and bald with hair growing out of your ears. :p