St. Apathy

DVD - Big Lebowski

CD - Rasputina (Why We left the forrst)

Book - can't decide (Swimming in the Devil's Lake, Night of the Billion)

Strangely enough, you do! It's an odd kind of island. :rolleyes:

If you were stranded on an island and had a choice to have one music record, one DVD and one book, who would you choose?

This tall thing is overrated, it just gives us sixty-sixers a chance for for shins to gather more momentum before we connect with your two eggs and ham.

No, it's insanely long. Ho can ou live with it if it's 1.68 cms long? Wait, that's not what you're talking about, is it?

Well, considering that 5'8" is officially the start of medium height, I'd say that 5'6" person is short only if you're otherwise normal, ehich is to say, if you're 5'6" and overwight, you'd be known as overweight and with not much emphasis on short.

Kurt Cobain and Al Pacino are 5'6", I'd be proud if I were you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Serb(Most likely Rogan) were galavanting for happiness somewhere or another when they were captured by a group of people with fetishes for clothes made of human skin. Their leader tells the trio, "Lookit, we're going to skin you and make pullovers out of your skin and there is nothing that can be done. However, we will allow you to take your own lives in whatever way you see fit."

The englishman asks for a pistol, he get one, presses the barell against his temple, says the obligatory "God save the Queen." and pulls the trigger.

The scotsman asks for some poison and some whisket to go with it, he throws it all back, says "Mo chreach!!" and then croaks.

The Serb asks for a fork, the captors are confused but give him his request. He then starts poking himself all over with it; stomach, chest, his Richard Johnsons, everywhere. Finally, he can't go anymore and lay on the ground dying.

"Why did you do it? You could have asked for some sleeping pills or a gun." says the leader.

"Eheh, so much for your pullover."

An Imam and a Priest are playing a game of wolf, the priest swings and the golf ball almost goes into the hole in a whle'n'one, only a strong wind suddenly blows the ball away.

"God damn wind!" curses the priest, to which the Imam expreses his discomfort, the priest apologizes and then goes tos wing again, just as the gold ball is a [over-used word] hair away from sinking, the wind blows again and the ball roles ten feet away.

"God damn wind!" curses the priest, to which the Imam expreses his discomfort, the priest apologizes and then goes to swing again, the same thing happens, "God damn wind!" curses the priest, at this point a comet falls from the sky and makes blood pudding out of the Imam.

The priest gets on his knees and cries to the heavens asing why was it the Imam that died when it was he that took the lord's name in vain, at which a rumbling voice is heard accompanied by thunder and lightning, saying, "Damn Wind!"

Ennis and Bradstreet.

Apocsol is obsessed with Constanteen, he's got the boxers and everything.

Also, on a completely different note, how does this 'Taxi Driver' change to 'Can Artist' and so on?

Lookit, I've got a question that isn't too presing but would still appreciate an answer, when John sold his soul to the 2nd and the 3rd, what did he get in return?

That's not him, Chas' favourite movie is Gash Station.

I mean issues 62 and 63.

How about the first two issues of Fear and Loathing?

You know, I was thinknig, Chas should have the affair with Ellie and get fried to a crisp. That alone would satisfy me more than a bucket of fried chicken skin and a viborating chair.

You wouldn't think these two minor characters are supposed to be a nod towards Garth Enis's Guys and Dolls story arc, would you?

Garth Enis was a christian too, a pissed off christian though.

Well...?

Gabriel.

Was there any moment in Hellblazer that made you teary eyed?

Well, there was that issue in Dangerous Habbits when Johno was saying his goodbyes and stuff. That was sad. I especially like the part where he toasts his dead friends and old man.

Alright, but it'll take a little whie so bare with me.

That's from Azarello's run, right?

You know wat the Kuwaitis say, the less Azarello you have is the better your life is.

I have 142-144 anyway on my PC, I could send it to you if you want.

How can you live with yourself?

I always wondered who Tom was too. Though as I remember, John refers to the Trinity as if none were present.

I wonder how many men clicked on this thread because the subtitle had the word "boobs" in it?

Well there was at least ne that I knew of.