St. Apathy

Very Nice. Nice touch with the heart.

Much obliged Griffin. A flood in my dorm ruined all my trades which were very hard to get in the first place, and now I only have a few issues on the my PC left.

I have a habbit of cat napping around campus, and sice it would seem strange to carry a blanket around I use a full length black leather trench coat insted.

Does anyone has scans of whatever issue in which th First made his debute?

John Constantine vs Sin City Marv

Marv: That's one fine coat you got there.

Marv splits john's head open, no more soap for him.

I use to have a budy of mine who worked at the Duty Free Trading Zone, he used to have monthyl Hellblazer issue from Wales flown with the other orders. Then he quit that job and I came here and has been since basking in the kindness of these mad blokes, they'd post their spleans if they figured out a way to upload them.

Middle Eastern right here.

don't take the bastard bit seriously though.

I'll stay tuned. I've thaught you were a magnificent bastard.

Can anyone upload a picture of it? I need it for the Hellblazer Tarot.

I'm a sunni muslim, though not very devout. I belleve in the pophets and god an the after life and all that jazz but I don't act like it.

And josh, I love that line under your avatar, is it from an APC song?

Who was in the abnd beside John and Gaz?

Oh, goody. a game!

Hmmmm, Constantine just happens to be walking across the sreet, suddenly realising he has no Silk Cuts, he spots a pack of Davidoff classics on the groud a few meters away.

But wait! someone in a black trenchcoat dives in its direction before he can reach it.

Constantine: Oy, Prick! Drop it, it's mine.

Constanteen: No it's mine, I need my nicotine hit before I get out there, do some good, and do catholic stuff.

Constantine: Look, Neo.....

Constanteen: My name is Constanteen, John Constanteen, Asshole!

Constantine: The Bollocks you are, That's my name, and that me pack o' fags. Ye [over-used word]!

Constanteen: Asshole!

Constantine: Wanker!

Constanteen: Asshole!

Constantine: Motherfuckin' Cigarette robbin' namesake!

Constanteen: Asshole!

Constantine: Asshole? Is that all the obscenities you know?

Constanteen: Holy Shotgon Chas!

Chas Kramer attempts to shoot Constantine, but Chas Chandler sneaks up from behind and carcks the lil wankers head opw with a Crowbar.

Next, John Constantine Vs. Robet Langdon (Da Vinci Code), or Jason Voorhees, whatever moves your furniture.

That was funny, not the funniest but it had a lasting memory to it.

Mine was in 63, when Joh send Header to fetch a planter of maijuana and he returned with a Bobby's helmet on. And later on when Nigel was professing his love for ellie, that issue was choke full of laughs.

I give you JUDGEMENT, I'll work on it some more later on, unless no one tells me to or I forget about the whole thing compleately.

And Ovaltine!

I saw it many times, I know that over here it's like saying you thought the Holocaust and Hurricane Katrina are funny, but in my defense it was all before I ever knew of Hellblazer.

And the key to enjoy it is mute Reeves' speach anytime he is talking for the first twenty minutes.

Aha! so you admit to watching Constantine!

Yeah, it's Sympahty for the devi by the Rolling Stones.

Bradtreet.

Anyone know where the testacle who illustrated Har tiem lives? I feel a HellblazerJihad coming on. :icon_twosgun:

I forgot to mention how I'm rather lame and tend to inquire about matters of trivial importance. So, Sorry.

Which is the proper way to say it? Teen or Tine? Cause for a long while I though it was the same case as with Ovaltine, which is to say Cons-tan-teen.

Damn Windsors.

You draw a nice Peter Stormare, i'll give ye that.

I dabble, though I don't practice much I've witnesses an exorcisim and been to a seance. And was invited to a Satanic rave but managed to split right before the cops showed up.

I'm shaggin' a lesbian, do I get a prize?

I think this is a bit better.