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Blonde or Brunette?

 

It's a difficult choice, I'd have 'em both. :D

And you would get them both with Pooka. ;)

If I posted under only one account, I'd actually be in the top 20.

One of the better sketches from one of the better sketch comedy shows:

Episode 2

Episode 3

It gets better as it goes on....

Drunk David Hasselhoff eats a burger

 

This is actually quite painful to watch. :-?

I was hoping someone would link to that.

Should've known it'd be you, Matt.

That makes the three of you my bitches--- I'm at 23.

Random Rules

lyrics by David Berman (Silver Jews)

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

Slowly screwing my way across Europe, they had to make a correction.

Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake.

I tell you, they make it so you can't shake hands when they make your hands shake.

 

I know you like to line dance, everything so democratic and cool,

But baby there's no guidance when random rules.

 

I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls.

Maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls.

But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed

and that's why it scared me so when you turned to me and said:

 

"Yeah, you look like someone

Yeah you look like someone who up and left me low.

Boy, you look like somene I used to know."

 

I asked the painter why the roads are colored black.

He said, "Steve, it's because people leave

and no highway will bring them back."

So if you don't want me I promise not to linger,

But before I go I gotta ask you dear about the tan line on your ring finger.

 

No one should have two lives,

now you know my middle names are wrong and right.

Honey we've got two lives to give tonight.

I love this song, I also love Dean Wareham (Luna) and Britta Phillipps' cover of it on their joint album.

And I love Stephen Malkmus (Pavement, Silver Jews), so there's a whole lotta love goin' on.

Seriously. Drogba to me is almost worse than Owen or C. Ronaldo, because the man from Ivory will lay on the ground feigning injury until the ref whistles play dead or the other team is forced to do the sportsmanlike thing and kick the ball out of bounds. Which is a total joke seeing as how Drogba, when he does that shit, is being completely un-sportsmanlike.

I was just watching Spider-Man 2 on the FX network and I noticed Bernard "the Senile Butler" is in it. He makes some comment about Harry's drinking just before Doc Ock shows up for a planning session.

I was just going to post the same thing. :cool:

Watching SM2 last night almost made me want to give SM3 a try. Almost.

:o

Wow, what a couple of episodes those were!

Franka Potente as the heir apparent to the Armenian Mob Empire

Shane selling Vic out to the Armenians

Hyatt fucking Tina in front of Dutch (Billingsley is THE MAN)

Pizuela giving Vic a picture of Aceveda sucking dick

I'm getting sick of all these broken up seasons, mini-seasons, frequent and long hiatuses, etc. Just give us at least 13 damned episodes in 13 weeks already!!

That would be Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny.

That would also be his cock.

Lena Headey (Queen whatshername), on the other hand, was my cup of tea. I couldn't take my eyes offa her.

Completely agree.

I found her beauty to be bewitching, I was totally distracted by her everytime she appeared on screen. Which was probably a good thing given how ham-fisted the "political" moments of the film were.

Kaka might be the best player in the world.

However, I will be rooting for Liverpool in the final.

Amy Winehouse's Back to Black.

Everyone should give it a listen. Powerful stuff.

Woohoo! Take that, Chelski!

You'll never walk alone....

"Don't worry, it's not like it's a live grenade or anything."

Awesome couple of episodes.

Merci beaucoup, monsieur Frenchie!

Salutations!

Less yappin', more snappin'.

Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John

 

Soooooo good.

 

Highly recommended, especially for jaynova.

 

 

Actually, I just heard that song at a bar last week, and I said to the otter, "Oh! They did that song! I going to try to find the album!"

 

So, good call, and good lookin' out!

Curses! Foiled again....

Poop on you.

Madness.. THIS IS MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!

 

 

That's probably the best parody of 300 I've seen so far.

Then apparently you haven't seen THIS.

Great match to watch. I thought Heinze had an excellent game last night. Considering that it was a total makeshift defence, he mopped everything up and came out of it with more scars than Bruce Willis out of a Die Hard movie.

Surely you're joking, right?

He was beaten twice by Kaka for goals.

Granted, on the second one Evra got in his way, but still.

I thought he played adequate at best, and downright sloppy at worst.

Liked the development of Billings and Julian, didn't care for Corrinne's dream--- that was really cheesey.

There was also an OTT cheesey moment in the 5th episode, I just can't remember it right now.

Oh, and Ronnie, my man, grow the beard back. Please.

A new sketch-comedy show that everyone should be checking out:

Human Giant

The "Shutterbugs" skits are especially fantastic; they're similar in concept to Will Ferrell's "baby landlord" video, but way funnier.

You can add my name to the list of "Those Who Are Right."

I like Shaun of the Dead and Spaced, but I don't love them. There's something missing from the Wright/Pegg stuff, perhaps it's a lack of original ideas and the presence of too many references/homages. Their work strikes me as being really, really good fanfic.