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  1. Annihilator #6 - Morrison concludes his sci-fi scriptwriting meta something something story set to Frazer Irving's pretty pictures. With a sentient teddy bear and guy in an ant-mask running amok. I enjoyed it.

     

    also ordered some second-hand trades of Global Frequency (the complete trade... hopefully) & Sin City: A Dame to Kill For off the Amazon marketplace 'cause I'm a cheap bastard.

     

    Checked out some old Warren Ellis trades - Ocean from Wildstorm, Ignition City from Avatar Press, and Fell from Image. Ocean had some interesting ideas regarding future corporations and humanity's ancestors, but was just overall average at best with some very pretty pictures. Ignition City contained a surprising lack of sex and decaptitations for an Avatar Press title, was a fun read about a space cowgirl dealing with washed-out stand-ins for all those famous old space serial charactesr like Flash Gordon but overall it feels like a tv pilot that never got picked up for a full series - like Ocean, it just sorta ends. Fell was the one that I enjoyed the most. Great art by Ben Templesmith that complemented the messed-up setting and Ellis wrote some pretty quotable one-liners. But it doesn't look like the creative team are returning to this one anytime soon.

  2. As far as my takes on the various writers on Constantine go:

     

    Guys I liked:

     

    Moore: wrote what was probably the most "heroic" John (discounting Morrison's Hellblazer), and unlike Azzarello, his John was a genuine man of mystery.

    Gaiman: pretty good John, felt that he did the best job of carrying on the mystery aspect of John's character. I wish Gaiman decided to write a Hellblazer special instead of The Sandman: Delays for his return to comics.

    Delano: definitive take on John for me - the best balanced mix of self-loathing, bastardery, and grinning backstabbery.

    Ennis: I found his John actually more relatable than Delano's, and I enjoyed most of his stories, but compared to Delano, there's just something that was lost. He seemed to be less of a bastard than Delano's John - I can't really see Ennis' John doing what Delano's John did to Ritchie Lester or Gary Simpson for example.

    Jenkins: Of all the Hellblazer writers, I think Jenkins probably wrote the nicest (well, as nice as John can get) and most relatable John. If there was any interpretation of John I'd actually want to hang out with, it's be this one.

    Carey: R.S.V.P. is probably my favorite conclusion to a Hellblazer run - John burning the artifacts of his past, Swamp Thing's favor, walking past all his ghosts, and standing alone in the dark as the rain begins to fall yet somehow still managing to get a few bitter laughs like fucking over the Tate Club's party - it got me teary.

    Diggle: might not be a common opinion, but I found it a fun, nostalgic throwback to the old days. The only thing I didn't really like about Diggle's run was the Geoff Johns-esque retcon regarding the Golden Boy and all of John's miseries post-Delano.

    Morrison: wrote a funny parody of Conjob in DP and Multiversity, and I found his two-parter pretty tense and unnerving with a hard-hitting downer ending.

     

    Disliked:

    Azzarello: The Azzhole is a hit and miss writer for me. Wonder Woman and Joker were hits, but Hellblazer was a very big miss. His John just came off as a massive douchebag who seemed like he was enjoying the misery that was happening to everyone around him. The only thing that prevented his John from being 100% unsympathetic was that most of the people in Azzarello's run were even bigger douchebags than him (SW Manor, the Highwater skinheads, etc.) Even in his one genuinely good story (Freezes Over), his Constantine is still the same grinning lunatic asswipe that's waltzing around in the rest of his run. The only time I enjoyed his John was the one issue where he sings Beatles songs in a pub, and that issue was still ruined by Azzarello shoving stupid heylookkidshesbatmanbutnotreallyimsoclever SW Manor shit in for half of it. In fact, I've started to play a game regarding Azzarello's stories called: "Delano did it better", inspired by South Park's Simpsons episode.

    • Recurring Mastermind Antagonist? Nergal > SW Manor
    • Bondage? Delano did it better in The Horrorist than John whips SW Manor for a couple of issues.
    • Picking up prostitutes? Delano did it better in Family Man than Bingo with Broads.
    • Screwing over racists? Delano did it better with John vs. The Football Hooligan Demon than all of Highwater.
    • Showing that humans, not boring 'ol demons and ghosties, are the scariest evil? Delano did it much better in Family Man than all of Azz's run.
    • Cruelty to Chas? Delano never had to resort to urine to show that John isn't exactly the nicest friend to Chas.

    Milligan: wins the award for dumbest John. the only way this John's behavior could be explained: A) dementia B) Milligan not giving a care really C) possession by a yellow demonic moron bug but no matter what this is probably the worst portrayal of Constantine for me and the worst Hellblazer ever got, thanks to Milligan's character assassination of Gemma alone.

     

    New52 John: an irredeemable shit that makes Azzarello's John look like Santa by comparison.

     

    Indifferent:

    Mina: wrote him well, too bad the same can't be said 'bout her story.

    Ellis: don't remember much about his John as far as character goes actually.

    Campbell: pretty bizarre story, no real strong feelings about his John take, but like Ellis, I do find myself wondering how Hellblazer would've turned out in the long run had he stayed on for a full run.

    Injustice: I thought John popping up in the Injustice comic would be the dumbest thing ever, but his characterization was pretty good - why wasn't Taylor writing him in the New 52 instead of Fawkes and Lemire?

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