Keeyah

Who's turds?

The coffee was really nice today. Cleared my throat out wonderfully.

Inca keeps watching me while I'm in the kitchen. I suspect it is because he noticed that I was putting grass in his weeabix.

I am going mad. I can't understand what people around me are saying.

There was an argument beween Mick and Rogan this morning. I am not sure what happened as all I heard was Mick walking out of the bathroom shouting "I wish I could quit you!"

This is Claire's dog. His name is Tyson and he likes fish sticks.

When we look at this we see black squiggles. Inca sees his future.

Dear Prison Warden.

Can we have some more biscuits please? Mick ate them all and the ones that he didn't eat he stuffed down his pants and wiggled his bum to make crumbs.

The only person that wanted to eat them was Rogan.

^ agreed. These and people with loud annoying ringtones will pay in the end.

Dear Big Brother.

I am now sitting and watching the hole. Not touching, just watching.

I am also very upset that Jon does not think that I also have nice boobies.

Spiderlegs eats little babies. So do large baboons. He must be a baboon.

Its like Brokeback Mountain in here.

Lou is the spirit brother of all.

So he cannot sleep with anyone.

My good friend Rogan is like the Mad Hatter. But without a hat.

Dear Diary.

I do believe that everyone is mad in here.

I am going to help Jaynova with breakfast but Spiderlegs just wants babies and I'm not giving Lou any food until he washes his hands after playing with poop-figures.

I think there is a hole in the roof by the toilet because I keep getting dripped on. Rogan keeps standing behind me and smiling. I wonder why?

I will be back later. There is a hole in the carpet and I think I see gold down there.

Someone hand me a spoon.

Or a spork.

Dear Big Brother.

So far I seem to be unnoticed in the house.

This may be good.

Very good. *twitches*

Dear Big Brother Ade.

If I have to take punishment for Robin butt then I shall. Can I put up pictures of Nightwing because he is pretty and there is only one pretty boy in here for me to look at. Can I?

Violence will not be tolerated in the Big Brother House.

However seeing as this is the Straight to Hell House, go ahead.

I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Big Brother Ade and John and Pooka.

There are waaaayyyyy too many guys in here. It is starting to smell already (or is that the mouldy bread?)

I am decorating the wall above my bed with pictures of Robin the Boy Wonder. If anyone objects I will pee in their cornflakes.

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Nah, it is a good way to add !drama! to Green Arrow.

A former high school teacher was arrested today on charges of sexually assaulting a teen boy in an incident that happened last month, police said. Lisa, 28, was arrested at her home in the 16300 block of Sun View in Conroe about 7:40 a.m., according to a statement released by the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office.

 

Police said the investigation began six months ago regarding allegations Lisa had sex with boys who were under the age of 16.

Again?! I have got to leave teenage boys alone.

He did warn us and we do know what Rogan is like......

What about the new Speedy?