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  1. This is a woman whose heart has been turned to stone by cheating men. The slum is just as bad as the party? I didn't quite understand how she deserved to be potentially raped because she turned down being driven home in an earlier panel. though.

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    Strange Girl would say "all men are damned liars."

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    That would really make me question what I was getting myself into. She kind of looks like a blow up doll in this picture. ACtually, she looks like one in every panel.

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  2. I won't be trapped in your cycle of poverty. This some pretty heavy stuff for an early 1970 comic; poor Rico literally and figuratively.

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    I guess he doesn't like the big girls. The look on the girl who fell down is priceless almost resigned to her fate of being an outcast.

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  3. A wonderful homage to Spinal Taps Breaking the Wind.

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    The Stud needs to keep his woman in line. She is constantly crying during this whole episode. Is the STud talking to her like a child?

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    She had to coming. There was only so much reason the Stud could take. I find the floating exclaimation point on the side of the girls head adds a bit of impact to the slap.

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    I love the tuff biker girl behind the main character. She threatens to beat the snot out of the do gooder later on.

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    She just can't stop crying.

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  4. I'm going to give you dose today that may kill you of Biker hysteria. It has biker chicks and the leader of the pack named STud.

  5. It's nothing to do with "breaking in n00bs". It's about tolerating cretins, and why we shouldn't do it.

     

    *And with that, Apocsol disappeared in a puff of smoke.*

     

    Anyway, my point was, apparently, movies about Wolverine's history and Magneto's have been confirmed, and writing is underway.

     

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    That's just so Fox can hold on the X-men franchise that Marvel sold their soul for after teatering on bankruptcy. ACtually, it is nice to see MArvel get screwed over after doing it for so long to its own writers and artists.

  6. The new Primal SCream has some great 70's Rolling Stones style rock. I love their video Country Girl. I don't think I've seen a drunk lush taking a dump in a back alley before in a video not on some speciality fetish site

     

     

    Hmmm...that's alright, but like the Scream's earlier Stones-aping effort (1994's Give Out But Don't Give Up), it suffers from the fact that the Stones themselves have just put out an album filled with songs which do the same sort of thing, only better. Just as 'Love Is Strong' and 'You Got Me Rocking' from Voodoo Lounge easily outclass second-rate imitations like 'Rocks' and 'Jailbird', both 'Rough Justice' and 'It Won't Take Long' (I specify those two because they're available as streaming audio here - there are several other songs on A Bigger Bang which are far better than either of those, but I can't find online copies to offer by way of comparison) are just as effective as big, thundering Stonesy rockers, and have the advantage of actually being played by the Stones.

     

    What it comes down to is that, to my ears, Primal Scream aren't anywhere near as good at being the Rolling Stones as they are at just being Primal Scream (I know, it's a bit of a radical attitude, but bear with me...), so I suspect the new album is going to disappoint me. Still, I'll be checking it out at some point, because when the Scream are good, they're very good indeed.

    yeah, but do they have a hot girl taking a dump in a back alley?

  7. You know, I heard horrible things about the F4. I went to see it with my sister's kid and it was great. It was a great popcorn film with just the right amount of humor and action. I didn't expect much and it delivered. I guess, expected more from the X-men after the last two.

    I said that because Trace doesnt like F4, in fact, he loathes it ;)

    I found it really bad too, but very entertaining.

    Thats something when other films are bad plus horrible to watch too.

    I couldn't agree more. I enjoy a bad film like F4 on the same level as say Showgirls.

  8. You know, I heard horrible things about the F4. I went to see it with my sister's kid and it was great. It was a great popcorn film with just the right amount of humor and action. I didn't expect much and it delivered. I guess, expected more from the X-men after the last two.

  9. Thanks Trace. I just bought a bunch of Romance comics from the 25 cent bin. They are glorious. I even managed to get the one with the geek with how to fix a car. They have stories about wife swapping, popping pill, biker gangs and slum life. I couldn't stop reading them last night. They are the best. They are different since these are humans speaking to one another not superhumans dealing with large scale problems like an alien invasion. If, i had to write a thesis paper I'd gear it towards Romance Comics. There is just so much cultural value in the pages.

     

    I found a great site that seems to confirm Jim Shooters love of porn in relation to super heroes. It deals with his views of the Legion of Super Heroes. http://members.aol.com/interlac/legionnaires.html

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    imraardeen.gifSATURN GIRL Pretty much as she's been pictured. An organizer, a businessmanlike, clever, smart competent women's libber who scared away every guy she met until Lightning Lad with his overwhelming ego treated her like a lady, and she loved it. She is a wild, wild woman in bed, who undoubtedly has occasionally accompanied Lightning Lad on his forays into Dream Girl's boudoir

     

    luornudurgo.gifDUO DAMSEL The only girl with a frail enough ego to make Bouncing Boy secure. She is bright, pretty, clever, thoughful and artistic chick with a lousy self-image. One of the best catches of the Legion girls -- note that B.B. got her! All the way through the courtship he probably told himself, "Naw, she really can't like me." And with the same ruthless resignation he faces danger, he courted and charmed her until he got her, surprising no one more than himself! She recognizes Chuck's value. She even recognizes her own value, but insists on judging herlsef against starndards carefully suelected to paint a failure. Like the hopeless crush on Supes.

    I'm sure there were some jokes made about the two for one bit long before B.B. courted D.D. -- probably the Legion guys were afraid of messing with D.D. because of the razzing they'd get, werd sex humor and suspicion of troilistic perversion, etc. I'm sure D.D. got some funny looks occasionally from the Legionnaires. A girl with a power so weirdly suited to weird sex (and not much else) has reason to wonder what's aid behind her backs

     

    thomkallor.gifSTAR BOY A big fullback of a guy, he is slow, steady. faithful, honorable, reliable, loyal, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. And dumb. And probably hung like a horse, which will be the deciding factor in Dream Girl's settling down with him in that isolated observatory (why does he care about the hung part?)

     

    saludigby.gifSHRINKING VIOLET She gets all her weird sex from Duplicate Boy and waiting and worrying just makes it sweeter

     

    jonah.gif ultra boy He is, however, selfless and bright and willing to risk his own life often in a morbid, intense, almost passionate rage. Ultra Boy would be hell in bed. He undoubtedly, however, makes gentle, tender (and expert) love to Phantom Girl and saves his occasional forays into the bizarre for someone less angelic to him -- say, Dream Girl. This guy is probably the Legion's closest to being a mental case. Though he would deny it, he needs a Bouncing Boy type -- I think he is smart enough to know that. But Bouncing Boy is gone now .... hmm....

     

    DREAM GIRL Dream Girl is dumb. Her power is more or less hit or miss in value (though it is always accurate) and I'm sure her main service to the Legion is in her quarters after dark. She needs constant reassurance of her value, and since her Legion career has been less than stellar, the only way to get psychologically stroked is to allow herself to be physically stroked. By anybody. She has a need for love, adoration and reinforcement of her narcissistic self-image. Star Boy is either too dumb to realize this, or has resigned himself to it. His most fervent wish is to get her off to some godforsaken observatory somewhere, alone. Forever

  10. The Swamp thing has some stunning numbers. The scary thing is for a Marvel Comic to get cancelled it needs to sell about 25,000. This would pretty much mean all of these comics would of have been cut a long time agon. There is some benefit to having DC part of a large corporation like Time/Warner. Thanks for the numbers. Glad, to see Hellblazer holding steady.

  11. Did you just misspell grammar? Look's like Mark is gonna have to straighten out his prag again.

     

    Anyway, this X-men three film is dead. It was quite front loaded and will soon fade away. They could have done so much with this film but they played it safe and made a brainless comic book movie. Do you think your better off making a film that makes most of it's earnings during the first week or a film like Batman Begins that lasts just about the entire summer to reach the same amount X-men made in a week and a half. I doubt X-men will make much more than Batman Begins.

     

    In another note this is the only time Marvel stock has not headed south after a movie release. It will usually spike to about 20 dollars just before a film is released then drop the Monday after. It did go down a bit after Avi resigned from Marvel but is about up to 20 again. I think this has a lot to do with it producing its own films soon and the Ghostrider.

     

    Lion's GAte decided it didn't want to make a Black Widow film due to low interest in female action films.

  12. What in the....who wrote that raperific Hulk scene ?!?

    Jim Shooter wrote this inspired rape story. It is from the Rampaging Hulk issue 23 drawn by Buscheama (sp). I think the comic was a little more adult oriented because it was a magazine. But, wasn't his around the time of the Incredible Hulk TV show?

  13. BON JOVI: 'I WON'T BE LIKE THE STONES'

     

    Rocker JON BON JOVI finds the aging ROLLING STONES a musical embarrassment and vows to retire at the right age. The KEEP THE FAITH singer wants to grow old gracefully away from the stage and admits he finds it amazing the Stones are still rocking in their sixties. Bon Jovi, 44, says, "I won't be like the Stones. "You probably heard KEITH (RICHARDS) fell out of a tree a few days ago. I don't envision myself being like that. "The minute that this is all nostalgia, that it's the fat guys, I'm out. Until then, I can't stop."

  14. In the very same issue Bruce Banner has to fend off the advances of a lusty housewife. Is Jim Shooter taking storylines from porn films?

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  15. I finally got a hold of Rampaging Hulk issue 23 the one with the Bruce Banner rape scene. The scan's we had were quite poor and would appear to have been put in order to create more context than was actually intended.

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  16. Robin is either demonstrating the Heimlich Maneuver or some other conditioned response to Mr. Waynes backside.

    I'm not sure about leaving a dead body with a kid.

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  17. I'm using my brothers photobucket account so we shouldn't have any more problems.

     

    Batman doesn't give the traditional cake and presents type birthday just a good hard rough spanking.

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    Those aren't even hot-pants, Robin. Those are PANTIES. (Lacy, lacy panties.)

     

     

     

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  18. Superman defaces the moon like a teenage vandal with a spray can. I wonder where found the red to fill in the letters; dead moon people perhaps?

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  19. Aquaman knows Wonder Womans place is in the kitchen.

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    Wasn't sure if it was possible to make Green Arrow any more useless but apparently it can be done.

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