Claire

Woohoo! Now where's our prizes?

Thank-you Mr Brown for all the guilt-free picture posting opportunities. Good job running the show.

1) What is the best thing ever?

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2) What is the worst thing ever?

3) How was your time in the straight to hell house?

4) Is John Constantine gay?

5) Show your face.

Masturbation can work really well to break insomnia. That's a serious suggestion, I'm not being facetious.

So we can all pack up and go home, Carmody's just won, eh?

Well, I've changed my avatar

Looking very classy in the new threads, Charlie.

I would have my (at the moment lovely) hair cut into a mullet with razored racing stripes above my ears.

Charlie K's happy feet give Fred and Gene a run for their money.

Charlie K is 10 times more suave than this Japanese cartoon Philip Marlowe.

That's pretty damn suave.

Charlie K (and the lovely Laurie of course) is doing his bit for humanity by increasing the number of totally cool people in the world. He deserves some applause for that.

Charlie K astounds one and all with his ability to correctly place Raymond Chandler quotes.

Charlie K is the best ambassador for Christianity ever. Umm... except for Jesus. And even then it's close.

Charlie K rocks my world on a regular basis.

Ohhh, I like the poster.

I hope they keep the killers the pathetic shits they turned out to be in the book.

I doubt Carmody is capable of dumbness, but she can be eeriely precognitive.

Help! I've suddenly developed a fear of being locked in a forum with a bunch of neurotics!

And, quick thread hijack-

Last night I had my first dream about a forum member. A jumpdoor opened in my monitor and I visited Christian, who read to me the outline for the first chapter of his novel.

Christian, by any chance are you writing the tragi-comic coming of age story of a teenage boy in 1950's Canada?

Heinlen?

It's why I avoid being seen by people....

 

A friend of my friend in high school was throwing rocks off a bridge over a highway. It hit some car, and they nearly wrecked. They thought a man had jumped off the bridge. Somehow the kid throwing the rocks got caught.

My friend was acting like it was no big deal and didn't understand why he was going to court.

I told him, "You said the guy driving the car nearly got in an accident."

Some guy did that here a month or two back, ended up kiling the driver and is now up for murder...

He was convicted of manslaughter.

Dear Diary

I think I just saw tumble weed blowing through the living room.

I think we need a compulsory attendence party after the next eliminations. Bring on the booze and canapes, I'm sick of eating Weetabix by myself.

Claire

Maybe I should swing by more often at this time. Here it's lazy 5.30 on Sunday afternoon.

It seems to have been the only American sitcom judged too crap to be shown on NZ television.

Yes, but you're a suave man of the world who can appriciate the honour of serving as a model for a girl's, ahem, personal rubber friend.

We tried to exploit the casting workshop to make dildos, but the two lone males in the class were not 'up for' slathering their members with plaster of paris.

Isn't irradiation a fairly standard and widely used technique for killing parasites and bacteria in food?

(Never actually seen an episode of Gilligan's Island but I hear they had a coconut radio. Therefore I nominate any episode with a coconut radio in it.)