Jon

Where are you?

sITTING IN my not very comfortable chair at work.That would be in Argentina

What were you doing before signing onto the internet today?

Smoking a fag while pretending to be doing some work

What is your special talent/party piece?

Being a sick fuck....oh,and drawing

If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

A roach...two reasons:

1) My life as a roach would be pretty much the same as it is now

2) I would survive when the U.S starts using nukes to conquer the world

Which member of the Straight to Hell forum would you most like to be dumped on an island with?

Christian.I would force him to reenact episodes of frasier for my entertainment

Sing us a song.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday mr.presideeeeeeent

Happy birthday to youuuuuuuu

muuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaa

we had to feel the boyd somehow

(INSERT " YOU HAVE BEEN MANTHINGED" PIC HERE)

i have a doubt....if you ever recieve the psichiatric treatment you so desperately need( :D ), then i will cease to exist????

you can always buid a card castle and then bring it down pretending you are godzilla

i think it was said that i was mick,so by extent it was said that rogan was also mick.

So mick would be the part of you that despises grammar aND spelling

i am just one of your many personalities

John constantine lives in Hollywood,under the alias "Keanu Reeves"

Soooooo,where did all the conspiracy theories about me and rogan being one and the same go??? huh???? huuuuh????? :)

danke very much.

well,he doenst really have a story yet.But as for the character´s profile he is your tipical con man, a la ocean´s eleven.A guy with john constantine wits and ability to lie....but without the magic/supernatural factor.

He is just your lovable scumbag, who always go for the less etical or moral way....the key word here is "lovable".He is a liying,cheating bastard....but a nice one,haha

same one but with some photoshoping

new pic.This is something i just a desing sketch for an idea i have.

This guy here would be a con man,kind of a mix between brad pitt in ocean´s eleven and spike from cowboy bebop

does the time i spend in front of my computer downloading comics count as "how much do you spend in comics"???' :)

 

I just realised... Joker Avatar, downloading comics instead of buying them... Jon is actually Rogan!

Come on you guys, are we doing this again???.First you all thought i was mick, then apocsol...now rogan.This cant be good for my sense of self,hahaha

Hell yeah........by the way,iggy and the stooges are coming to argentina in 2 months.But its damn expensive

ohhh,ok

I dont know whats the reason, i am always the underdog and thats probably why i havent had sex in months,hahaa.

But its true, jerks usually get more girls that us underdogs....we have to work a lot harder. :)

I think the cliche about nice guys never getting the girl is true to some extent but it isn't that girls prefer jerks.

 

It is down to the fact that nice guys are often backwards in coming forward and tend to play down their sexuality whereas jerks are generally more honest about their sexual desires and are willing to hit on women.

 

This changes over time as the nice guys mature and become more confident around women.

 

You'll never bet anywhere unless you take your shot and you have to I guess tread that fine line between being sexually confident and open and being a rude [over-used word] of a jerk.

I may be wrong cause i havent read every post in this thread but......what the hell does that have to do with grammar and spelling????

You know, Jon, that Joker avatar is superb, but aren't all those other pictures are getting a bit neglected? Why don't you rotate them as your avatars, then people can get more of a flavour of your work? A John Constantine would be good.

Yeah,probably a good idea beks.

To be honest i have been wanting to change it for a while,but i always forget to do it,haha

Anyway, i´ll do it tonight as soon as i get home

Did you just call me a bastard? I was sincere! I like that word! It's cute.

 

No sorry, i was saying a curse at myself, like when you do something wrong so. I wasn't being nasty to you girl.

deal with it mate, you are and will always be "Mick: He who writes badly"

anyway guys....if he hasnt made a decision yet, then he is dead.His colon must have exploded

That's why I love emoticons. They help convey emotion when typing.

Point taken

That's why I love emoticons. They help convey emotion when typing.

What i hate about emoticons is that a lot of them can be interpreted in various ways, so you can be caught in very embarassing and confusing situations

People who text tend not to use anything because really, It takes too long and is damn impossible to use any form of grammer on a tiny flip phone. :lol: You're fingers get cramped and you also get charged per letter. So really thats why most people just use "l33t" type words. Though I find Texting and "Sidekicks" to be pointless. If I wanted to call to tell somebody something, I would just use my voice (even tho when I speak I tend to use one or few word sentences that get directly to the point.)

True.But that wasnt the issue i was talking about.It doenst matter WHY they write like that, what matters is that this kind of thing is causing a "phenomenon" of sorts that makes people write like that everywhere, not just in text messages

well, i am a copywriter.....not a writer but what the hell, i write for a living.So i have incorporated grammar and spelling to my every day life.

Maybe it doesnt show in this forum because english is not my first language.

Anyway,what i wanted to say is that the whole internet,chat and message text with cell phones is creating a generation of people who write awfully.They write fast and without caring about grammar and spelling,cause well....its the internet,who cares baout grammar and spelling.I dont find it ti be that big of a deal as long as it is understandable

i take it back.Don feel like doing any translatioN.